Some bodies of work are too important to be allowed to rot away in someone’s closet. Presidential archives, for example, or the filmic works that have shaped our collective cinematic imaginations. Speaking of: Variety reports that Nickelodeon has acquired the rights to those Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen videos that were so ubiquitous in the ’90s and early ’00s, including four TV series, seven TV movies, and two music-video specials. “Nickelodeon has been at the forefront of kids entertainment for decades. We believe this is the perfect home for our library,” Ashley Olsen says, leaving the “and there’s nothing Bob Saget can do about it” part unspoken.