Anyone who expects Guns N' Roses (or about a million other bands) not to drink on stage is setting himself up for disappointment. Fire marshalls in Portland, Maine, told the band state law forbade them to have booze onstage, especially with its concert pyrotechnics figured in, so the band cancelled its Monday show there, according to Billboard.com. Axl Rose, as always a master of rhetoric, managed to take credit for the decision while deriding the people who actually prompted it: