We’re going to go ahead and file this under “Shit The Daily Mail Says,” but according to the London tabloid, Oasis singer Liam Gallagher has optioned Richard DiLello’s memoir The Longest Cocktail Party: An Insider’s Diary Of The Beatles, Their Million Dollar Apple Empire And Its Wild Rise And Fall with the intention of making a movie about the final, “stoned” years of the Fab Four that led to the band falling apart. DiLello served for several years in the press office of the group’s Apple Records, where he was witness to the “‘stoned conversations’ and hilarious observations of the Apple office’s open bar and ‘other accommodations ’ with regards to recreational activities on offer”—recreational activities that stars like James Taylor, Badfinger, and even Lauren Bacall took part in.