Here’s what’s up in the world of TV for Thursday, July 2. All times are Eastern.
Top pick
Olympus (SyFy, 11 p.m.): Remember this show? The one with CGI that was so bad it made Once Upon A Time look like a Kubrickian masterpiece? Well, Olympus finally reaches its season finale tonight. Hero and Oracle are “faced with the most daunting task ever asked of mortal man.” Of course, that really should read “second most daunting task.” The first is acting alongside this:
Also noted
Under The Dome (CBS, 9 p.m.): Scott Von Doviak referred to last week’s premiere as “dangerously pure and uncut Dome.” But after a fake-out flashforward, the show returns to some semblance of normalcy as the still-trapped citizens of Chester’s Mill try to move on from the weirdo dreams they had in the mysterious tunnels beneath the town. We’re glad you’re back Under The Dome.
Wayward Pines (Fox, 9 p.m.): There’s lot to look forward to on Wayward Pines as the show barrels forward with its particular brand of nutty storytelling. Ethan finds a bomb in his car, Kate and Harold have fertility issues, and Ben gets closer to Amy. There’s still not a clone in sight, but Alex McCown hasn’t given up hope yet.
Hannibal (NBC, 10 p.m.): Everyone is on the hunt for Hannibal this week, which means Molly Eichel can’t get the Carmen Sandiego theme song out of her head (“Where in the world is, Hanni-bal Lecter?”). For what it’s worth, Mads Mikkelsen could almost certainly pull off Ms. Sandiego’s all-red ensemble.
TV Club Classic
Futurama (10 a.m.): The crew try to solve Global Warming in “Crimes Of The Hot” with some help from Al Gore. Then Futurama explores the limits of a dog’s loyalty in “Jurassic Bark.” Zack Handlen’s not crying, you’re crying!
Elsewhere in TV Club
Nathan Rabin’s newly-revived column My World Of Flops tackles TV this week, as Nathan delves into the absurd reality show I Wanna Marry Harry. That’s the one that tried to trick women into thinking they were on a Bachelor-style dating series with British monarch Prince Harry as their potential prize. In reality, they were just competing for a red-haired dude that vaguely looked like him. Nathan writes:
I would have a lot more respect for Matthew Hicks, the show’s fake Prince Harry, if he had conceded that he was doing the show because the opportunity to be on television, briefly live the life of a royal, and have 12 sexy women fight for his romantic affections (and hopefully make out with him a good deal in the process) was simply too good for an ordinary bloke like himself to pass up. Instead, he too has to pretend that, in the time-honored tradition of reality shows, he’s in it for the “right reasons,” to find true love and not sordid tabloid fame.