Place your bets on the top-secret guest vampires in tonight’s What We Do In The Shadows

Here’s what’s happening in the world of television for Wednesday, May 8. All times are Eastern.
Top pick
What We Do In The Shadows (FX, 10 p.m.) and Lucifer (3:10 a.m., Netflix): Hot on the heels of a renewal order as fresh as the blood of a feebly-stirring human, FX’s funniest vampire series (sorry, The Strain) will tonight welcome a handful of “guest vampires” that the network is calling “extraordinary.” They’ll presumably play the members of the international vampire tribunal that Nandor, Laszlo, and Nadja must face regarding some recent questionable actions. So, taking bets now: Who do you think will appear, pasty and wearing very high collars, in tonight’s Taika Waititi-directed episode?
Our bets: $20 on Jeff Goldblum, $10 each on Tessa Thompson and Jordan Peele, $5 on Bette Midler, and $0.25 on Paul Rudd.
You’ll find no hints in this trailer, but it’s fun all the same: