Pornhub hopes to raise money, create new fetish with SFW hand-washing site, Scrubhub
The filth peddlers at Pornhub love to lend a helping hand, and not just when it comes to getting you off. In years past, they gave away a $25,000 scholarship and helped raise money for bee preservation, so it doesn’t come as a huge surprise that the porn juggernaut is finding a way to provide more than just sexual relief in these horrible times.
Today, it launched the parody site Scrubhub, which is brimming with goofy, faux-erotic hand-washing videos that come with the kinds of rambling titles you’d find beneath your standard Pornhub clip. “HOT GIRL GOES WILD IN PUBLIC IN PREMIUM POV – DIRTY 2 DISINFECTED!” reads one. “GRANDPA’S GOTTA GO WASH HIS PHALANGES,” goes another, which is labeled “mature.” The videos are comprised mostly of washing, but a few encourage bathroom tidiness and routine sanitizing. It’s all SFW, so long as your boss is fine with words like “THICK ANAL HUNK” being plastered across your screen. There will also be daily livestreams at 12 p.m. and 6 p.m. PST, which will feature “a range of personalities” that probably include pornstars.