Sean Hannity’s “beyond graphic” spring break footage is hilariously tame

This year is no different: Hannity’s namesake show sent a producer to South Padre Island, Texas to film the atrocities of today’s youth. “You’ve gotta be warned here,” Hannity intones. “What you’re about to see is beyond graphic, probably not appropriate for kids.”

One can only assume Hannity didn’t watch the footage, because graphic it is not. Sure, it contains everything you’d expect: drinking, yelling, and twerking, all in abundance. But it carries a decidedly light tone, with a breezy strain of stock island music underscoring what looks like pretty standard spring breaking. It wouldn’t have been that hard to find footage of some kids puking, right? Or passed out under a dock somewhere? Granted, Hannity would probably blanche at any kind of social activity that didn’t involve browsing Hannidate.