"Aux"

• aux Everybody wants to eat the yellow turtle that looks like American cheese By Reid McCarter November 2, 2020 | 5:22pm
• aux Aspiring authors in novel-writing month have a kindred spirit in Saddam Hussein By Mike Vago November 1, 2020 | 5:50am
• aux Berlin's Madame Tussauds puts Trump in trash as "preparatory measure" By William Hughes October 31, 2020 | 5:02pm
• aux ASMR YouTuber assaulted by melted cheese By Reid McCarter October 30, 2020 | 2:38pm
• aux Kim Kardashian would like to introduce you to her dead dad's hologram By William Hughes October 30, 2020 | 2:49am
• aux Man's Halloween decorations so good that the cops keep getting called to his house By Reid McCarter October 29, 2020 | 2:49pm
• aux This week in Savage Love: Jealous typologies By Dan Savage October 28, 2020 | 5:00am
• aux The White House wanted to give early COVID vaccines to mall Santas in exchange for promotion By Reid McCarter October 26, 2020 | 2:44pm
• aux The Treasure Of The Sierra Madre author’s greatest mystery was his true identity By Mike Vago October 25, 2020 | 5:26am
• aux Fyre Fest's Billy McFarland allegedly placed in solitary confinement for podcasting By William Hughes October 24, 2020 | 9:47pm
• aux Software engineer crafts tool to see which McDonald's have functioning ice cream machines By Reid McCarter October 23, 2020 | 3:11pm
• aux Please don't let Trump's "good"/"go ahead" turn into the next "yanny"/"laurel" By William Hughes October 23, 2020 | 3:28am
• aux Japanese theme park wants to turn WFH into WFFW (Work From Ferris Wheel) By Reid McCarter October 20, 2020 | 4:11pm
• aux Hallelujah, the pope has given us a new meme By Reid McCarter October 16, 2020 | 2:52pm
• aux Today in self-owns: Trump adviser says Joe Biden is like Mr. Rogers, people respond, "Oh, awesome!" By William Hughes October 16, 2020 | 4:26am
• aux Finally, an Instagram account dedicated entirely to the art of "gripping food with force" By Reid McCarter October 14, 2020 | 2:49pm
• aux Man tells colleague he won Nobel Prize at 2 A.M. instead of waiting for morning like a normal person By Reid McCarter October 13, 2020 | 3:46pm
• aux Karaoke turned deadly in the “My Way” killings By Mike Vago October 11, 2020 | 1:00pm
• aux Trump's weird Regeneron video gets the parodies it deserves By Reid McCarter October 9, 2020 | 5:34pm
• aux Come, give the malfunctioning dental school robot a kiss By Reid McCarter October 8, 2020 | 6:08pm
• aux Welcome to the resistance, the fly on Mike Pence's head By William Hughes October 8, 2020 | 2:59am
• aux You, too, can be an improv comedy institution by buying Chicago's The Second City By Sam Barsanti October 6, 2020 | 11:44pm
• aux Trump is "feeling really good," as are the rest of these doomed fictional characters By Reid McCarter October 6, 2020 | 3:30pm
• aux Apparently, Trump is an alien hybrid and his COVID diagnosis was all part of a nefarious alien hybrid plan By Reid McCarter October 6, 2020 | 2:41pm
• aux Commemorative coin "informed by superhero graphic art" betting big on Trump's recovery By Reid McCarter October 5, 2020 | 3:16pm