"Kevin Can"

• aux In space, no one can hear this amazing Xenomorph-themed ASMR video—which is too bad By Kevin Cortez December 13, 2019 | 10:45pm
• aux Japanese politicians can cosplay, too, you know By Kevin Cortez August 5, 2019 | 5:14pm
• aux Hey, happy haunts: There's an entirely free Haunted Mansion board game you can print out and play By Kevin Cortez July 22, 2019 | 2:34pm
• tv Even sword horses and Bigfoot can't make a table-setting episode of DuckTales feel necessary By Kevin Johnson July 21, 2018 | 4:05pm
• tv Even Jason Ritter can’t save the religious hugging dramedy Kevin (Probably) Saves The World By Gwen Ihnat October 3, 2017 | 4:55pm
• aux People can’t stop stealing plastic table tents from Whataburger By Kevin Pang July 14, 2017 | 4:55pm
• aux KFC carved a meteorite into the shape of a sandwich, and you can buy it for $20,000 By Kevin Pang July 12, 2017 | 4:39pm
• aux Soon, you can send the world’s greatest pastrami anywhere in the world By Kevin Pang May 11, 2017 | 4:23pm
• aux Californians can’t let sushi be sushi, invent sushi donut instead By Kevin Pang March 27, 2017 | 2:39pm
• aux Starbucks plans to hire 10,000 refugees and a bunch of snowflakes can’t stand it By Kevin Pang January 30, 2017 | 4:04pm
• tv Wander Over Yonder and Jon Hamm show that limited animation can be sublime By Kevin Johnson February 9, 2016 | 5:00am
• aux St. Vincent can do an awesome soccer move, is the coolest By Kevin McFarland January 27, 2014 | 6:40pm
• aux Now you can buy those high-waisted pants Joaquin Phoenix wears in Her By Kevin McFarland January 6, 2014 | 6:40pm
• aux Video games can now penalize users for swearing too much By Kevin McFarland December 3, 2013 | 7:33pm
• music “I can’t believe this shit / Can’t believe you ain’t here”: 20 songs that directly address dead bandmates By Kevin McFarland, Marah Eakin, Jason Heller, Kyle Ryan, Noah Cruickshank July 17, 2013 | 5:00am
• music Archie Powell And The Exports spit venom at the industry on “Only So Much You Can Do”  By Kevin McFarland July 5, 2013 | 4:00pm
• aux You can now download Arrested Development's official Fakeblock app By Kevin McFarland June 24, 2013 | 9:40pm
• film “How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice?”: 14 unnatural movie sequels By Cory Casciato, John Semley, Kevin McFarland, A.A. Dowd, Zack Handlen, Phil Dyess-Nugent, Marah Eakin May 27, 2013 | 5:00am
• aux CBS also picked up Bad Teacher because it’s CBS and can do what it wants By Kevin McFarland May 23, 2013 | 4:05pm
• aux You can now buy a reproduction of the phallic sculpture from A Clockwork Orange By Kevin McFarland May 14, 2013 | 9:30pm
• aux Kevin Pollak will be the guy who can't stand this new Beverly Hills Cop and his loose cannon ways By Sean O'Neal February 6, 2013 | 6:12pm
• aux Why George Saunders (or anyone else) can write whatever they damn well please By Kevin McFarland January 25, 2013 | 6:00am
• tv American Dad: “Why Can’t We Be Friends?” By Kevin McFarland December 3, 2012 | 8:20am
• tv American Dad: “Can I Be Frank With You?” By Kevin McFarland November 5, 2012 | 8:00am
• aux Mark Perryman: Why The Olympics Aren’t Good For Us, And How They Can Be  By Kevin McFarland July 30, 2012 | 5:03am