"Please"

• aux YouTube is down, so please stand by for the total collapse of human civilization By William Hughes October 17, 2018 | 2:21am
• aux Please enjoy some glorious clips from Law & Order: SVU's episode about incels By Dan Neilan October 15, 2018 | 5:20pm
• aux Can someone please shave the new Spock? By William Hughes October 6, 2018 | 10:08pm
• aux AMC renews Lodge 49 for a second season, so now will you please give it a shot? By William Hughes October 4, 2018 | 8:36pm
• aux Please enjoy this boutique collection of absolutely terrifying toilets By Reid McCarter October 4, 2018 | 4:21pm
• aux Please enjoy this terrifying look into the Cabbage Patch Kids' birthing chambers By Reid McCarter October 2, 2018 | 12:00pm
• aux Please enjoy Pulp Fiction's Jules Winnfield interrogating Brett Kavanaugh  By Gabe Worgaftik September 28, 2018 | 9:13pm
• aux For the love of god, please stop telling Captain Marvel to smile By William Hughes September 20, 2018 | 11:40pm
• aux Please enjoy this menagerie of fucked-up bootleg Simpsons merchandise By Dan Neilan September 20, 2018 | 4:38pm
• aux Please take 15 minutes for Erykah Badu's extremely good Tiny Desk concert By Clayton Purdom August 15, 2018 | 3:09pm
• aux Please enjoy this endless stream of Atlas Shrugged fans cosplaying as "John Galt" By Dan Neilan August 13, 2018 | 3:57pm
• aux Please enjoy this catchy power-pop song about what a piece of shit Mike Cernovich is By Randall Colburn August 9, 2018 | 2:33pm
• aux Please don't ruin Avengers: Infinity War for Leslie Jones By Sam Barsanti August 1, 2018 | 6:36pm
• aux Please enjoy a grand, unified theory of internet cats and internet dogs By Reid McCarter August 1, 2018 | 3:21pm
• aux Interviewers: Please stop shitting on Jonah Hill By Randall Colburn July 25, 2018 | 5:40pm
• aux America, please don't follow Michael Moore into civil war tomorrow By Sean O'Neal July 3, 2018 | 7:55pm
• aux If Tom Arnold has the pee tape, he should just say he has the pee tape, please By William Hughes June 23, 2018 | 3:46am
• aux Your attention, please: The Minnesota skyscraper raccoon is safe  By Reid McCarter June 13, 2018 | 2:50pm
• aux Please enjoy "Smooth Criminal," now with every other beat removed By Gabe Worgaftik June 7, 2018 | 4:38pm
• aux Dear Watchmen fans: Damon Lindelof is sorry (but also please watch his show) By William Hughes May 22, 2018 | 9:31pm
• aux Please enjoy a vision of the royal wedding disaster that could've been By Reid McCarter May 21, 2018 | 4:06pm
• aux Please enjoy this photo of the new Chewbacca hanging out with some Hobbits By Katie Rife May 20, 2018 | 7:26pm
• aux Please enjoy John Mulaney's absolute terror at the notion of meeting J.J. Bittenbinder again By Clayton Purdom May 15, 2018 | 4:36pm
• aux Please enjoy the heartwarming story of how Grimes and Elon Musk began dating By Dan Neilan May 9, 2018 | 4:30pm
• aux Please don’t try this at home: Pat Bertoletti shows us how to drink a gallon of milk in 30 seconds By Baraka Kaseko, Marah Eakin May 8, 2018 | 5:00pm