"Great Job Internet!"

• aux Here's exactly how Netflix adapts to make you love it as much as possible By Reid McCarter February 1, 2018 | 4:07pm
• aux Disneyland robot heads fall off in innovative new approach to scarring children By Reid McCarter January 30, 2018 | 4:12pm
• aux Google Home has not come to know Christ By Reid McCarter January 29, 2018 | 3:23pm
• aux Illuminati endgame begins as Oprah reveals 3 hands, Reese Witherspoon 3 legs By Reid McCarter January 26, 2018 | 3:39pm
• aux The Rock will not humor your critiques of Jumanji's internal logic By Randall Colburn January 25, 2018 | 6:44pm
• aux MoonPie and Wendy's are friends now because the internet is a corporate hellscape By Reid McCarter January 25, 2018 | 3:17pm
• aux S.E. Hinton explains The Outsiders’ tragic ending: “I am a stone cold bitch” By Gabe Worgaftik January 24, 2018 | 6:00pm
• aux This year, commit yourself to the calming influence of a horror movie every day By Reid McCarter January 22, 2018 | 9:38pm
• aux The entire James Bond series has been recut into a single film about warring James Bondses By Reid McCarter January 19, 2018 | 5:01pm
• aux Bill Murray would like for you to help him pick out some pants By Reid McCarter January 18, 2018 | 7:14pm
• aux A brief history of Zack Morris being a complete piece of shit By Reid McCarter January 16, 2018 | 3:59pm
• aux Feel the cruel passage of time with this retro version of Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" By Reid McCarter January 12, 2018 | 7:47pm
• aux Enjoy a short clip of Harvey Weinstein getting smacked in the jowls By Reid McCarter January 11, 2018 | 3:53pm
• aux Trump's National Anthem performance, decoded at last By Reid McCarter January 10, 2018 | 4:09pm
• aux Follow this paw-sitively sad quest to find Air Bud's grave By Reid McCarter January 9, 2018 | 9:36pm
• aux Please enjoy Natalie Portman making the all-male Best Director nominees very uncomfortable By Dan Neilan January 8, 2018 | 5:05pm
• aux Here’s what Tommy Wiseau wanted to say onstage at the Golden Globes By Randall Colburn January 8, 2018 | 4:31pm
• aux Finally, someone figured out how to turn off the internet By Dan Neilan December 21, 2017 | 4:36pm
• aux Normal person Donald Trump uses both hands to drink water By Reid McCarter December 19, 2017 | 4:15pm
• aux Watch the interview so painful it sunk a federal judicial nominee By Reid McCarter December 18, 2017 | 7:36pm
• aux Forget The Last Jedi and remember the true Star Wars film of the holidays By Reid McCarter December 14, 2017 | 4:57pm
• aux Join Maria Bamford in a celebration of everything that sucks By Reid McCarter December 13, 2017 | 6:24pm
• aux Enjoy a look at the parallel “alt-right” internet, which is a giant fucking trainwreck By Reid McCarter December 12, 2017 | 4:50pm
• aux Monsters University becomes even more erotically charged in this Call Me By Your Name mashup By Reid McCarter December 11, 2017 | 9:11pm
• aux This silent GIF is making the internet hear things By Reid McCarter December 8, 2017 | 8:45pm