"Let's Eat"

• aux Everybody wants to eat the yellow turtle that looks like American cheese By Reid McCarter November 2, 2020 | 5:22pm
• aux Sadly, you cannot eat the 800-pound Gritty statue made of butter By Reid McCarter September 21, 2020 | 3:07pm
• film Seth Rogen, star of An American Pickle, doesn't actually eat that many pickles By Marah Eakin August 5, 2020 | 3:30pm
• aux Watch some unearthed '90s-era sets from Jimmy Eat World, Jawbreaker, Converge, and more By Randall Colburn May 18, 2020 | 5:41pm
• aux David Cross and Bob Odenkirk staged a celeb-filled sing-along of Weird Al's "Eat It" By Randall Colburn May 14, 2020 | 3:08pm
• aux Baby Yoda cereal exists now, for anybody who wants to eat Baby Yoda By William Hughes May 7, 2020 | 4:29am
• aux Alex Jones to neighbors, globalists: "I'll eat your ass" By Reid McCarter May 1, 2020 | 6:40pm
• aux Ryan Reynolds wants to eat your quarters with a Netflix Dragon's Lair movie By William Hughes March 28, 2020 | 6:47pm
• film Greg Proops on Donald Trump’s cognitive decline and the proper way to eat hash browns By Alex McLevy March 17, 2020 | 11:00am
• aux Arnold Schwarzenegger and his barnyard friends urge you to stay inside and eat carrots By Reid McCarter March 16, 2020 | 2:41pm
• aux Papa John admits he didn't eat 40 pizzas in 30 days, tarnishing an otherwise stellar reputation By Andrew Paul February 13, 2020 | 4:30pm
• music Cymbals Eat Guitars cover Superchunk's "Detroit Has A Skyline" By The A.V. Club January 19, 2020 | 10:00am
• music Cursive and Cymbals Eat Guitars cover Gin Blossoms' "Hey Jealousy" By The A.V. Club January 19, 2020 | 10:00am
• aux Don't eat while watching the new Grudge trailer By Randall Colburn December 10, 2019 | 4:34pm
• aux Watch William Jackson Harper react to a request to “eat that dick,” then watch it many more times By Allison Shoemaker November 26, 2019 | 6:28pm
• aux Eat shit, Gritty: German soccer club now has a sports-playing baby polar bear By Reid McCarter April 2, 2019 | 8:24pm
• aux Innocent Sesame Street question somehow reveals which Muppets the internet wants to eat most By Reid McCarter March 19, 2019 | 4:07pm
• aux Just because you can't see the monsters doesn't mean they won't eat you in a Starfish exclusive clip By Katie Rife March 14, 2019 | 6:44pm
• aux Jeff Daniels makes Jimmy Fallon eat gross snacks while revealing what movie nearly made him quit  By Dennis Perkins February 19, 2019 | 11:26am
• aux Ice-T continues war on bagels: "Why would I eat an unsweetened donut?" By Reid McCarter November 29, 2018 | 4:25pm
• aux We are pleased to introduce you to a man who will eat anything the internet tells him to By Reid McCarter November 19, 2018 | 6:22pm
• aux Tucker Carlson can't go out to eat anymore because people won't stop telling him he sucks By William Hughes October 16, 2018 | 9:42pm
• tv American Horror Story celebrates Halloween early, reminding you never to eat the apples By Molly Horan September 27, 2018 | 4:50am
• aux Chewbacca would prefer not to eat people, but he will if he has to By Sam Barsanti September 5, 2018 | 8:01pm
• games Donut County looks good enough to eat By Clayton Purdom August 31, 2018 | 5:00am