White House wishes "Radical Left Lunatics" a happy May 4th with Star Wars eye poison
The Trump White House enlisted AI to generate a buff Jedi Trump no one will ever be able to unsee
Source: White House/X
Joining Studio Ghibli and the Pope’s death in having its meaning and cultural import stripped away for tacky trolls by the U.S. government, Star Wars has become part of the White House’s official social media strategy. Stretching the world’s water supply to the absolute limits, the White House used AI to generate an image of an absolutely shredded Jedi Donald Trump holding the red lightsaber, just like the ones used by the series’ many good guys. In a post-aping Trump’s infamous 9/11 tweet, the White House account, which traded helpful government information for “Lo-fi MAGA Video to Relax/Study To” videos, wished “happy May the 4th to all.” The government’s well wishes extended to the “Radical Left Lunatics who are fighting so hard to to [sic] bring Sith Lords, Murderers, Drug Lords, Dangerous Prisoners, & well known MS-13 Gang Members, back into our Galaxy.” “You’re not the Rebellion—you’re the Empire,” writes the administration currently disappearing people to a foreign prison without trial.
