Super cool nü-born baby briefly, accidentally named "Korn" after hospital mishap

Korn, arguably the most successful fusion of scat-singing, bagpipes, and slack-stringed nü-metal riffs in music history, has lent its name to a newborn baby. While this could have been a late career branding exercise that managed to surpass both Korn Koffee, a band member jamming out with Mike Huckabee, and the group’s appearance in a little-known MMORPG, little baby Korn’s name was actually a mistake.
Korn Jr.’s mom, Kells Tate, detailed the mishap on Twitter yesterday, explaining in an all-caps word scream that’s more than appropriate in this situation that “THE HOSPITAL MESSED UP MY BABYS NAME AND WE JUST GOT THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND ITS KORN MY BABYS NAME IS LEGALLY KORN.” She also attached a photo, which should at the very least entitle her to a free, deluxe version copy of the band’s 2016 album, The Serenity Of Suffering, which includes a bonus track called “Baby.”