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Pirates of the Caribbean

1/3/19

2:57 PM

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Disney stands to save $90 million by cutting Johnny Depp out of future Pirates movies

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12/21/18

1:54 PM

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Newswire12/21/18

Newswire12/21/18

Johnny Depp's rotting spirit has finally been exorcised from the Pirates reboot

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11/24/18

2:50 PM

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Newswire11/24/18

Newswire11/24/18

Aladdin screenwriter uses racial slur to defend anti-vaccination comments, so welcome to 2018

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10/23/18

7:03 PM

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Newswire10/23/18

Newswire10/23/18

Disney is looking into rebooting that ancient cinematic classic, Pirates Of The Caribbean

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6/21/18

12:56 PM

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Great Job Internet6/21/18

Great Job Internet6/21/18

Michael Schur’s favorite joke from this season of The Good Place is a Pirates Of The Caribbean diss

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3/22/18

11:35 AM

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Newswire3/22/18

Newswire3/22/18

Sorry, but the Pirates Of The Caribbean are no longer auctioning off women

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6/30/17

11:58 AM

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Newswire6/30/17

Newswire6/30/17

Disney to sanitize history by removing Pirates Of The Caribbean’s “wench auction”

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6/8/17

11:50 AM

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Great Job Internet6/8/17

Great Job Internet6/8/17

Trace Johnny Depp’s eclectic career in this video poem

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5/23/17

4:20 PM

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Pirates Of The Caribbean slogs out to sea for the fifth time in Dead Men Tell No Tales

Ignatiy Vishnevetsky

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5/15/17

6:06 PM

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Newswire5/15/17

Newswire5/15/17

Hackers demand Disney pay Bitcoin ransom or they’ll leak new Pirates movie

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4/28/17

11:06 AM

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Newswire4/28/17

Newswire4/28/17

Johnny Depp boards Pirates Of The Caribbean ride dressed as Jack Sparrow

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4/1/17

4:55 PM

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The new Pirates trailer brings Orlando Bloom back into the fishy fold

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3/2/17

11:00 AM

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Jack Sparrow meets a ghost shark in the latest Pirates Of The Caribbean trailer

Esther Zuckerman

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12/5/16

1:00 AM

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Interview12/5/16

Interview12/5/16

Bill Nighy on Love Actually and “intensely embarrassing” sex scenes

Esther Zuckerman

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11/15/16

8:00 AM

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Great Job Internet11/15/16

Great Job Internet11/15/16

Maybe these bad short horror films will teach you not to pirate other, better movies

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10/13/16

9:04 PM

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Newswire10/13/16

Newswire10/13/16

Disney is developing a Don Quixote movie with a “Pirates Of The Caribbean vibe”

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2/19/16

3:00 PM

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Great Job Internet2/19/16

Great Job Internet2/19/16

This supercut of every VFX Oscar winner in history is pretty darn mesmerizing

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1/20/16

4:03 PM

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Newswire1/20/16

Newswire1/20/16

Release date shuffle puts Star Wars: Episode VIII back 7 months, Spider-Man up 3 weeks

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11/16/15

10:00 AM

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Wiki Wormhole11/16/15

Wiki Wormhole11/16/15

Wikipedia shows you the money, with the list of the most expensive films ever made

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7/18/15

8:44 PM

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Newswire7/18/15

Newswire7/18/15

Johnny Depp uses his Johnny Deppness for good, appears at children’s hospital as Captain Jack Sparrow

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