And now let us read from the Bible as if it were written about Tombstone Pizza

File this one under: “Huh? I guess.” Some enterprising soul has decided to rewrite passages of the Bible to be about Tombstone Pizza instead of God, Jesus, and whatever other holy stuff is in there. The Book Of Tombstone is a Tumblr with multiple excerpts from an imagined holy tome that reinterprets events from the…

Ridley Scott is making another Bible movie, this time it’s about David

As much as people love movies adapted from comics and the Hunger Games these days, it’s important that Hollywood doesn’t neglect The Bible. It is America’s favorite book, and it’s not like anyone picked it because they feared reprisal from some kind of all-powerful deity who would get mad if they didn’t. Yes, some…

Producers of The Bible brought in to make new Ben-Hur extra Jesus-y

MGM’s remake of Ben-Hur has long promised to have an even greater focus than the 1959 original on the parallel story of Jesus, whose journey to the cross provides the thrilling chariot race for mankind’s soul—not to mention the irresistible marketing angle for Hollywood’s current thirst for bible movies. And to that…

The Bible producers expel Satan from their movie after he's linked to Obama

Concerned that a Christian message was being co-opted by a hateful right-wing faction just this one time, the producers of God’s only begotten miniseries The Bible have exorcised Satan from their upcoming Son Of God, after some said that the devil is President Obama—and also that the guy who plays Satan in the movie…