The Baby
In the opening credits of the delectably creepy 1973 curio The Baby, a social worker thumbs through pictures in a case file on a young adult male who never matured past infancy. The scene plays out like a horrific piece of time-lapse photography: First, shots of an ordinary infant and toddler in his crib or out in the yard, followed by shots of a long-limbed, kindergarten-aged boy squeezed into a wooden high chair, and finally a grown man in a billowy oversized diaper, staring through the slats of a playpen. There are far more disturbing incidents in The Baby, to be sure, but this simple primer should be enough to trigger the fight-or-flight instinct: You’re welcome to stick around and witness the psychosexual hysteria that surrounds a crib-bound man-baby, his deranged mommie dearest, and his coquettish older sisters. Or you can run away and never look back, lest you turn into a pillar of salt.