This forgotten Muppet would have crushed National Tell A Joke Day

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By now, seemingly every day of the year has become some kind of special observance or holiday. For instance, August 16 happens to be National Tell A Joke Day, a time to honor that most basic building block of humor. “The more jokes you tell,” promises National Day Calendar, “the more fun you will have and so will those around you.” Twitter has already been using #NationalTellAJokeDay as an excuse to break out the corniest riddles and puns imaginable. Like this bilingual groaner: