Red velvet Oreos. Aren’t Oreo-flavored Oreos enough?
Saturday Night Live’s live-ish 40th Anniversary Special. It’s as tedious and self-congratulatory as the Oscars, but with clips of The Coneheads and Derek Jeter for some reason!
The continued existence of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. The only thing “controversial” about this year’s issue is how a media outlet can keep publishing a soft-core porn magazine in the age of free Internet porn.
Fifty Shades Of Grey. This ain’t your momma’s S&M movie—wait, actually, it is your momma’s S&M movie. It also might be a particularly racy lost episode of Silk Stalkings.
McDonald’s awful “pay with lovin’” campaign. Nothing is more cynical than a corporation literally using hugs to sell more hamburgers. For a limited time.