Hey you gender-neutral guys I just received the Allhiphop.com alert about the pick-up of "Flavor Of Love". In it Executive Producers Mark Cronin and Cris Abrego are quoted as saying: "After spending so much time with Flavor Flav on "Surreal Life" and "Flavor of Love," we shared his frustration at not having found love. Thankfully, the success of the first season and Flav's popularity enables us to have a second chance at finding him the right woman." Phew! I'm glad to see that I'm not the only person who sees finding a soulmate for Flavor Flav as his life's over-riding mission. Seriously, folks we must all work together to find Flavor Flav the perfect hoodrat–I mean strong, responsible, dignified woman–or Flavor Flav will never stop appearing in romance-themed reality shows. And do you really want your children and their children's children watching a drooling, wheelchair-bound Flavor Flav mack on hoochies young enough to be his granddaughter? Is that the legacy we want to leave our children? Hey, remember when Flavor Flav was an integral part of the most important group in the world? Seems like a long, long, long time ago. So what are you guys doing to help Flavor Flav find love?

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