Yep, there’s a fourth goddamned Sharknado movie
Here’s what’s up in the world of TV for Sunday, July 31. All times are Eastern.
Top picks
Sharknado: The 4th Awakens (Syfy, 8 p.m.): We have no one to blame for this but ourselves. When the first Sharknado appeared on our screens, it was an absolute delight, full of intentional and unintentional badness that came together to create something beautiful. And then when Sharknado 2: The Second One appeared, it still had that nutso energy, even though it showed an unhealthy fondness for celebrity cameos and a strange belief that Tara Reid was leading lady material. Then came Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!, which proceeded to double down on both of those things, bury itself under product placement, throw the fate of one of its “stars” to the internet wolves, and—most offensively—find a part for Ann Coulter that didn’t end in her vivid dismemberment. At this point there seemed nowhere else for shark-filled tornadoes to go, and the hope was that the series would disappear up its own increasingly self-referential ass.
No such luck, as we all kept tuning in and playing along on Twitter. Now it’s not just a trilogy; it’s a franchise, and one that feels comfortable cribbing from one of science fiction’s most storied franchises that only recently returned to grace. The pen of Thunder “It’s My Real Name” Levin now gives us Sharknado: The 4th Awakens, and with it Ian Ziering, Tara Reid, and a legion of stunt-casted pre-chum waging their latest battle against the bastard love child of ichthyology and meteorology. Caroline Framke finally gave up on the series after the third installment—her exact words were “blatantly manipulative… calculated and joyless”—so Les Chappell is strapping on the robotic chainsaw hand to see if the series can achieve its previous ludicrous speed or find even lower points to reach.
Preacher (AMC, 9 p.m.): A show that goes as insane as Preacher has in its first season is a show worth celebrating. This first season has been a treat in a slow summer with the level of crazy elements that it’s introduced—vampires with a fondness for drugs, chainsaw- and coffee-can-toting angels, shotgun-carrying Jackie Earle Haley wiping out alternative-energy executives, Eugene heading to hell with one word—and the possibilities of what could happen in tonight’s finale have us positively giddy. Zack Handlen is more restrained, saying “There’s no guarantee that the payoff next week will be everything we’re looking for, but there’s enough reason to trust that it could be.” C’mon, Zack, be optimistic!
The Jim Gaffigan Show (TV Land, 10 p.m.): In tonight’s episode, “He Said She Said,” Jim and Jeannie get into a big fight and have to determine what they are truly in conflict about. Given that this episode title shares the name of a 1991 romantic comedy starring Kevin Bacon and Elizabeth Perkins, perhaps it turns out that, like in that movie, the differences are based on politics and a talk show is the answer.