Your cranky Uncle Mayor Michael Bloomberg has had it up to here with these stupid movie trailers
Mayor of New York and America’s Rich Uncle Skeleton Michael Bloomberg has already slapped the big soda and Chinese takeout container out of your hand, told you to turn your goldurn rackety music down, and said to knock it off with all the tweeting, but now you’re really trying his patience with these damnable movie previews. “I sat through an hour of trailers, and every one was stupider than the other,” Bloomberg recently complained to a reporter from M magazine, after exiting what The New York Times notes is quite possibly one of only 10 films the “easily bored” Bloomberg has seen in his lifetime. That lucky film was a screening of Les Misérables, which had left Bloomberg newly sensitized to the plight of human suffering—specifically, billionaire human Michael Bloomberg, who was forced to suffer through some commercials. Some of them were even for video games! For adults!