Articles by Andrew Paul
pm_article_index_cnt: 543
pm_article_index_cnt: SELECT
ID,
post_title,
post_date,
lead_img_url,
permalink,
co_authors,
rating,
article_category
FROM pm_article_index
WHERE 1=1
AND (MATCH(co_authors) AGAINST('+"|5876237249237205159|"' IN BOOLEAN MODE))
ORDER BY post_date DESC
LIMIT 21 OFFSET 105
aux Homeowner finds creepy rag doll in his wall with note confessing murder of past owners
By Andrew Paul September 23, 2021 | 8:00pm
film The story behind the live-action Far Side film that never was
By Andrew Paul September 23, 2021 | 5:00am
aux Slightly fewer people are getting their news from social media, thank GodBy Andrew Paul September 21, 2021 | 9:30pm
aux Citi Bike hit by subway train in some kind of half-assed metaphor for public transit
By Andrew Paul September 21, 2021 | 9:00pm
aux Strange if true: People prefer watching TV to gnawing off their own arm during their morning commutes
By Andrew Paul September 16, 2021 | 9:45pm
music Nicki Minaj's swollen BallGate eclipses White House, Trinidadian health officials, Tucker Carlson
By Andrew Paul September 16, 2021 | 6:33pm
music Nicki Minaj wasn't at the Met Gala because her cousin's friend's balls are swollen
By Andrew Paul September 14, 2021 | 5:48pm
aux Literal bird brains can accept climate change faster than Republicans
By Andrew Paul September 9, 2021 | 9:35pm
music "Never Gonna Give You Up" achieves its anime theme song final form
By Andrew Paul September 9, 2021 | 8:30pm
aux Agent of chaos responsible for demoting Pluto now says there is a ninth planet, actually
By Andrew Paul September 7, 2021 | 9:30pm
aux Let’s remember the myriad ways Michael K. Williams was a joyous badass
By Andrew Paul September 7, 2021 | 6:00pm
aux Here's exactly how Red Delicious apples became an affront to God
By Andrew Paul August 31, 2021 | 9:30pm
aux Vitamin (John) Cena should be part of any balanced Internet diet
By Andrew Paul August 31, 2021 | 8:15pm
film Make T-Rex a sensitive picky eater pushover in Jurassic Park: Dominion , you cowards
By Andrew Paul August 26, 2021 | 10:28pm
aux Octogenarian influencers are hawking Flamin' Hot Cheetos flavored Mountain Dew
By Andrew Paul August 26, 2021 | 8:00pm
film Read This: The story behind the first film rated X for “extreme violence”
By Andrew Paul August 25, 2021 | 5:00pm
aux Great job, capitalism! A DIY x-ray machine is cheaper than an ER visit
By Andrew Paul August 24, 2021 | 7:00pm
aux Mark Zuckerberg swears he has friends, they just live in a different Metaverse
By Andrew Paul August 20, 2021 | 7:45pm
aux We can relate to Saturn’s big ol’ jiggly middle section
By Andrew Paul August 19, 2021 | 7:30pm
aux Read This: How dollar stores scammed America to become worth more than Coca-Cola
By Andrew Paul August 18, 2021 | 5:00pm
music Help, we have fallen down a cavernous ice hole of "Let It Go" metal covers
By Andrew Paul August 17, 2021 | 7:30pm
