• aux Kanye has, at last, explained why his sandals were too small By Gabe Worgaftik August 28, 2018 | 8:16pm
• aux Check out these extremely wet unboxing videos By Gabe Worgaftik August 22, 2018 | 5:37pm
• aux The magician hosts of Shezam! tackle the question: “What’s it like to be a woman in magic?” By The A.V. Club, Dan Jakes, Caroline Siede, Dan Neilan, Zach Brooke, Brianna Wellen, Becca James, Dennis DiClaudio, Mike Vanderbilt, Gabe Worgaftik August 6, 2018 | 5:00pm
• aux Libs now being owned by straws, bikinis By Gabe Worgaftik August 3, 2018 | 9:18pm
• aux And now, a brief history of Donald Trump thinking the F-35 is actually invisible By Gabe Worgaftik August 3, 2018 | 4:53pm
• aux Celebrate Harry Potter's birthday with a bunch of Harry Potter ASMR, if that's your thing By Gabe Worgaftik July 31, 2018 | 4:00pm
• aux Nobody wants to fuck this frog By Gabe Worgaftik July 26, 2018 | 7:00pm
• aux The coolest government Twitter account is waging war on unsafe chairs By Gabe Worgaftik July 24, 2018 | 8:30pm
• aux Josh Brolin has peed his pants By Gabe Worgaftik July 20, 2018 | 9:00pm
• aux Modern-day samurai defeats 26 watermelons in glorious combat By Gabe Worgaftik July 20, 2018 | 2:38pm
• aux Here's a very detailed analysis of James Bond's bad, incorrect drink order By Gabe Worgaftik July 17, 2018 | 5:32pm
• aux Michael Jai White has finally explained his weird death scene in The Dark Knight By Gabe Worgaftik July 16, 2018 | 5:52pm
• aux Original Step Brothers screenplay was twice as long, included a long trip to SeaWorld By Gabe Worgaftik July 10, 2018 | 7:28pm
• aux Insane Clown Posse's Violent J is pissed off about low-quality furry suits, snakes By Gabe Worgaftik July 10, 2018 | 4:47pm
• aux Here’s genius Ben Affleck predicting the rise of Netflix and Spotify back in 2003 By Gabe Worgaftik July 9, 2018 | 3:36pm
• aux These Disney robots will delight, eventually murder you By Gabe Worgaftik June 29, 2018 | 7:25pm
• aux It's 3 p.m., let's watch Alien Ant Farm crash the 2003 BET Awards  By Gabe Worgaftik June 22, 2018 | 8:00pm
• aux The Weather Channel has turned into a postmodern nightmare By Gabe Worgaftik June 22, 2018 | 3:46pm
• aux People are hectoring AT&T to release Zack Snyder's cut of Justice League By Gabe Worgaftik June 18, 2018 | 6:14pm
• aux It's 3 p.m., let's watch RoboCop sell fried chicken in Korea By Gabe Worgaftik June 8, 2018 | 8:00pm
• aux Please enjoy "Smooth Criminal," now with every other beat removed By Gabe Worgaftik June 7, 2018 | 4:38pm