• aux Nothing can save you from the excruciating awkwardness of this local news broadcast By Gabe Worgaftik June 5, 2018 | 8:03pm
• aux It's 3 p.m., let's watch Alex Trebek fail to suppress his hatred for Phone Jeopardy! By Gabe Worgaftik May 29, 2018 | 8:00pm
• aux It's 3 p.m., let's get shredded with Mark Wahlberg By Gabe Worgaftik May 21, 2018 | 8:00pm
• aux Jake and Logan Paul have added a new, even worse Paul By Gabe Worgaftik May 15, 2018 | 5:23pm
• aux The key to securing a PG-13 rating is ensuring that no one looks like they're enjoying anything By Gabe Worgaftik May 11, 2018 | 5:56pm
• aux Snoop Dogg, to a pinecone: "Somebody tell me what this is? A who? A pinecone?” By Gabe Worgaftik May 9, 2018 | 3:12pm
• aux H. Jon Benjamin describes his failed children's show, in which Matt Walsh tried to suck his own dick By Gabe Worgaftik May 1, 2018 | 7:00pm
• aux Dragon Ball fans are going to war about the exact date of Goku's birthday By Gabe Worgaftik April 20, 2018 | 12:42pm
• aux Jordan Peele makes Obama call Trump a "complete dipshit" in PSA about fake-video technology By Gabe Worgaftik April 17, 2018 | 8:15pm
• aux Here's 2 minutes of people saying absolutely insane shit about how much André The Giant drank By Gabe Worgaftik April 12, 2018 | 4:13pm
• aux Guy on Wheel Of Fortune manages to unsolve puzzle By Gabe Worgaftik April 10, 2018 | 6:35pm
• aux Mario is trapped in hell, where he belongs By Gabe Worgaftik April 9, 2018 | 5:14pm
• aux Here comes Jeff Goldblum to purr affectionately in your ear By Gabe Worgaftik April 6, 2018 | 3:38pm
• aux Teens are probably not snorting condoms up their noses, but feel free to panic anyway  By Gabe Worgaftik April 3, 2018 | 4:24pm
• aux The hottest stream on Twitch is a German man shredding three recorder flutes at once By Gabe Worgaftik March 23, 2018 | 4:33pm
• aux Right-wing dipshits Notch and William Shatner bond over shared love of Death Grips By Gabe Worgaftik March 15, 2018 | 8:46pm
• aux Juice-drinking little boy shares his thoughts on the new Lil Yachty single By Gabe Worgaftik March 13, 2018 | 9:19pm
• aux Cool orangutan just taking a trip to Flavor Country  By Gabe Worgaftik March 9, 2018 | 8:29pm
• aux Annihilation's original ending was both more and less ambiguous By Gabe Worgaftik February 27, 2018 | 6:03pm
• aux Ken Jennings has gone from winning $2.5 million on Jeopardy! to $11.16 on HQ Trivia By Gabe Worgaftik February 23, 2018 | 9:01pm
• aux Milo Yiannopoulos has been reduced to shilling "supplements" on InfoWars By Gabe Worgaftik February 21, 2018 | 10:13pm