• aux ABC moves Happy Endings to Friday night—the best night of the week By Sean O'Neal February 14, 2013 | 4:06pm
• aux Chubby Checker, the singer who doesn't measure penises, suing makers of penis-measuring app By Sean O'Neal February 13, 2013 | 11:50pm
• aux Porn star James Deen asked to star in actual-porn version of The Canyons  By Sean O'Neal February 13, 2013 | 10:56pm
• aux The Internship  By Sean O'Neal February 13, 2013 | 9:12pm
• aux AMC developing another show where people are killed by monsters, since you like that so much By Sean O'Neal February 13, 2013 | 8:30pm
• aux NBC to make at least one more episode of Up All Night without Christina Applegate or reason By Sean O'Neal February 13, 2013 | 7:39pm
• aux MGM to bring back The Incredible Shrinking Man, movies that aren't about boring, normal-sized people By Sean O'Neal February 13, 2013 | 6:22pm
• aux House Of Cards is doing really well on Netflix, not that they have to tell you exactly how well By Sean O'Neal February 13, 2013 | 5:29pm
• aux Peter Sarsgaard to play one of the many miserable people of The Killing By Sean O'Neal February 13, 2013 | 5:01pm
• aux James Franco declares himself the mayor of Gay Town By Sean O'Neal February 13, 2013 | 12:11am
• aux Nicolas Cage continues to prove theory that all movies are actually just one Nicolas Cage movie  By Sean O'Neal February 12, 2013 | 11:07pm
• aux Another Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton biopic is on the way, even though Lindsay Lohan already did one By Sean O'Neal February 12, 2013 | 9:18pm
• aux The real BBC really cancels The Hour  By Sean O'Neal February 12, 2013 | 8:26pm
• aux Andre Braugher and Chelsea Peretti to add extra layers of no-nonsense, nonsense to Mike Schur's cop comedy By Sean O'Neal February 12, 2013 | 7:40pm
• aux Oliver Twist to be reimagined as a cop movie, addressing Charles Dickens' failure to do that  By Sean O'Neal February 12, 2013 | 5:41pm
• aux Ted Nugent chosen to represent rational gun owners at State of the Union, diplomatically promises not to bring his gun By Sean O'Neal February 12, 2013 | 4:39pm
• aux Seth MacFarlane casts Amanda Seyfried as his girlfriend, because that's what you can do when you're the director By Sean O'Neal February 11, 2013 | 11:30pm
• aux Community considered, but ultimately backed out of, doing an entire Nicolas Cage episode By Sean O'Neal February 11, 2013 | 10:44pm
• aux The Walking Dead scores its most record-breaking ratings since the last time it scored record-breaking ratings By Sean O'Neal February 11, 2013 | 9:24pm
• aux The CW renews the stuff that's working, i.e. Supernatural, The Vampire Diaries, and Arrow By Sean O'Neal February 11, 2013 | 8:23pm
• aux Monsters University By Sean O'Neal February 11, 2013 | 7:33pm