• aux Forensic scientist gives Dan Aykroyd's Crystal Head Vodka skull bottle a reconstructed face By Sean O'Neal February 19, 2014 | 9:46pm
• aux Harlan Ellison's "Repent, Harlequin!" optioned for movie that hasn't been sued yet By Sean O'Neal February 19, 2014 | 8:42pm
• aux Hot Pockets recalled for containing real, premium cuts of diseased animals By Sean O'Neal February 19, 2014 | 7:31pm
• aux Here's the new Kyle Reese in the Terminator reboot By Sean O'Neal February 19, 2014 | 6:54pm
• aux Cee Lo Green asks The Voice to stop the spinning chair, he wants off By Sean O'Neal February 19, 2014 | 6:05pm
• aux Jada Pinkett Smith will be one of the main villains of Gotham By Sean O'Neal February 19, 2014 | 5:34pm
• film Meet your new favorite space a-holes in the Guardians Of The Galaxy trailer By Sean O'Neal February 19, 2014 | 5:07pm
• aux Ride Along to be partnered with multiculturalism for sequel By Sean O'Neal February 18, 2014 | 11:36pm
• aux The next CSI spinoff will investigate the many crimes of the Internet By Sean O'Neal February 18, 2014 | 11:05pm
• aux Haley Joel Osment to see creatively dead people in the Entourage movie By Sean O'Neal February 18, 2014 | 9:57pm
• aux Here's Elaine Stritch saying "fuck" on the Today Show, as is her wont By Sean O'Neal February 18, 2014 | 9:02pm
• aux Showtime renews Shameless, House Of Lies, its commitment to comedies about awful people By Sean O'Neal February 18, 2014 | 6:33pm
• aux The Bible producers expel Satan from their movie after he's linked to Obama By Sean O'Neal February 18, 2014 | 5:07pm
• aux Guardians Of The Galaxy teaser offers abs and no space raccoon, as per usual By Sean O'Neal February 18, 2014 | 4:27pm
• aux President Obama issues call for advance episodes of Game Of Thrones and True Detective By Sean O'Neal February 17, 2014 | 10:22pm
• aux Woman jailed for being unable to let go of Monster-In-Law VHS, ignoring lesson of Monster-In-Law By Sean O'Neal February 17, 2014 | 9:04pm
• aux Netflix announces the day you'll spend watching all of Orange Is The New Black  By Sean O'Neal February 17, 2014 | 8:14pm
• aux Nike is once again promising the power-lacing shoes from Back To The Future II By Sean O'Neal February 17, 2014 | 7:36pm
• aux The BAFTAs asserts England's dominion over space by naming Gravity best British film By Sean O'Neal February 17, 2014 | 6:35pm
• aux Weekend Box Office: America reunites with its 1980s loves, but the spark is gone By Sean O'Neal February 17, 2014 | 4:55pm
• aux Man uses Breaking Bad for deceptive Valentine's Day ad, completely ignoring the trust that Breaking Bad was about By Sean O'Neal February 14, 2014 | 11:30pm