Roseanne

“All I’m trying to say is, you’re not an appealing person.”

“I just found out I hate my mother.”

“The ignorance of adults shouldn’t punish children.”

“Talk about déjà vu.”

“We both hate me.”

“Holy crap, we’re different.”

“Apparently, it’s cool to look poor now.”

Dad, will you tell her how dumb she’s being?
That’s never worked out for me.