Kevin Hart can't remember a single person he's worked with while day drinking with Seth Meyers

Sure, the Borderlands actor may have so many credits on IMDb that Meyers’ team’s “computers crashed because there’s so much stuff.” But that’s not an excuse for getting every single one of the questions wrong. Hart starts strong with an entire monologue about how he actually has worked with “the beautiful and talented Jennifer Aniston,” anticipating the question “Kevin, when?” Apparently, Hart remembered that they shared a block of time together for ABC, but completely forgot about the fact that they also co-starred in 2004’s Along Came Polly. Then it’s Harrison Ford, who was in Secret Life Of Pets—a movie Hart’s definitely never actually watched, despite starring in both it and its sequel.

It wasn’t just the actors Hart actually has starred with either. “I know we worked together,” he confidently declared to a picture of Denzel Washington, prompting a perfectly comedic “in what?” from Meyers. The answer? Definitely not The Equalizer, despite Hart’s tipsy attempts at gaslighting the crew. We won’t spoil all of Hart’s wrong answers, but be warned: the segment escalates to a place where a cameraman’s life is on the line. Jokingly, of course, but it’s fun to watch a clip from a talk show where the stakes—and the participants’ lack of a filter—feel very, very real.

The segment also reveals that Hart may not know anything about children’s car safety, and forces him to choke out some potentially career-ending fake slogans like “Off topic, but I looooooooove (with exactly nine ‘o’s) Bill Cosby.” You can watch the full clip below: