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Live Daily and Late Shows break Trump's stomach-churning State Of The Union into more digestible nuggets

The Late Show With Stephen Colbert (Screenshot: CBS)

Both the Late Show With Stephen Colbert and The Daily Show With Trevor Noah stayed up late on Tuesday to deliver live breakdowns of Donald Trump’s long, rambling, predictably racist and awful (if obediently on-book) State Of The Union speech. Whether or not attempting to cobble together a show’s worth of jokes on the fly in response to Trump’s simultaneously dull and infuriating speech is a better way to cope than stewing alone, drinking, and rage-tweeting is up for debate, although both Noah and Colbert managed to pull off their dissection of the waking nightmare in the White House as ably as they do when they’ve got a little more time on their hands.

Noah, who brought on New Yorker editor David Remnick later in the show to swap analyses of Trump’s speech (spoiler—they weren’t fans), did his traditional desk piece opener, pegging his jokes to the recurring theme that Trump’s first State Of The Union was “not a night for facts.” Instead, as Noah explained, Trump’s 90-minute address hit all his usual racially coded dog-whistling notes for his ever-shrinking base. (“Immigrants dangerous!” “Chain migration!” “Black athletes kneeling to protest racial injustice—bad!”) At the same time, Trump made vague nods toward issues (bipartisanship, reducing prescription drug costs, criminal justice reform) just perceptible enough to give state media Trump-fluffers Fox News something to trumpet back at him once he gets his TV remote back in his hand. (The Daily Show’s coverage was subtitled, “The President Goes An Hour Without Watching Television.”) Oh, and lies. Lots of lies, like the one about the recently passed Republican tax plan being the single largest tax cut in American history. (It’s not.) Couple that with Trump’s second favorite presidential pastime (after attacking Barack Obama’s legacy) of taking credit for things his predecessor did (lowered unemployment, fighting ISIS, bailing out the automobile industry), and some ominous hints about firing unnamed “government workers” (watch your ass, Bob Mueller), and Noah and Remnick summed up the less Trump-like parts of Trump’s speech as nothing but “rhetorical lip service.”

Colbert, too, approached Trump’s relatively gaffe-free speech as a challenge. (Noah did point out the instance where Trump got one guy’s nickname wrong, then insisted that the guy actually has two nicknames, including the one Trump just made up, since Donald Trump doesn’t make mistakes, dammit.) Noting that, for America’s tetchy, erratic toddler president, “the bar for success was pretty low,” Colbert did concede that in “stay[ing] on script, no matter what,” Trump also did at least mostly manage to take a sip of water with one hand, like a big boy. Still, since no one who’s paid attention to anything Donald Trump has said over the past year lends any credence to talk of Trump “becoming presidential” during his carefully prepared (by other people) remarks, Colbert lobbed on-target jokes intended to blow up Trump’s intentionally amorphous pronouncements. Countering Trump’s whole “lowest black unemployment in history” talking point, for example, Colbert noted that there was one time he can think of where the black jobless rate was pretty much zero, “but only half of Trump’s base wants to go back there.” You get it.

While Noah called in the print media for his guest, Colbert went younger, bringing in the energetic podcasters of Pod Save America and 2 Dope Queens to provide some added perspective. From the former, co-host Jon Favreau described Trump’s performance as “a hostage statement kind of delivery,” and referred to the intellectual folly of taking a single speech and divorcing it “from an entire year of actions.” Favreau’s co-host Jon Lovett (like Favreau, a former presidential speechwriter) was perhaps most fired up to dismiss the incessantly, childishly bullying Trump’s hypocritical calls for unity, saying contemptuously, “You don’t get to pretend that the last year didn’t happen.” You know, as much as many people would like to.


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