Links-addicted Netflix orders yet another damn golf show from Love Story's Connor Hines

In this case, the project in question is titled Jupiter Island, and is the latest brainchild of Connor Hines—a guy who has a long-ish history with Netflix, as a staff writer on the first season of its flagrantly potential-wasting Steve Carrell comedy Space Force, but who scored some more recent prestige with his JFK Jr./Carolyn Bessette series Love Story over at FX. Hines’ new show, meanwhile, has a premise that we can’t help but mentally code as “anime as fuck,” in so far as it’s about “an ultra-exclusive island where professional golfers reign supreme,” fulfilling the totalitarian goals of your Arnold Palmer types—already so dominant in the world of refreshing summer beverages—at last.

Sadly, all is not well on Jupiter Island, where “the privileged world of professional golfers and their wives fractures when a mysterious outsider arrives—and a secret threatens golf’s reigning power couple.” (We assume this is going to turn out to be murder or a secret child or something, although it’d be much funnier if it turned out they’d just been shaving strokes off their handicaps.) Further details, including any and all casting, are being withheld, but Netflix just wanted you to know: It’s really, really into golf these days, and it’ll keep making golf-based projects until we’re all screaming “Fore! Goddamn you, fore!” in our dreams.