Roku launches whole-ass AI slop TV channel

Roku City is awash in slop as the makers of cheap streaming boxes and smart TVs offer users 24/7 access to the retina-scorching "AI Cinema."

Roku launches whole-ass AI slop TV channel

It was only a matter of time before one of the many tech companies that have spent the last decade attempting to automate entertainment would pull the lever on an endless pipeline of slop headed directly to the trough. To probably no one’s surprise, Roku, the maker of cheap set-top boxes that can beam advertisements to users even before they’ve decided what app to launch, has opened an entire channel of genAI monstrosities called Fairground AI. This is per Cord Cutters News (via Futurism), which reports that last week Roku launched a 24-hour FAST (Free ad-supported streaming television) TV network populated exclusively with simulations of entertainment. In keeping with the theme of disrespecting viewers, the ads are AI too. 

Fairground AI is a startup by Colin Petirie-Norris, a pioneer in the field of FAST TV, who is filling the station with the same low-effort clips that are supposed to be the death knell in American entertainment, the type of stuff six months ago made the world’s most successful screenwriters say, “Hollywood is cooked.” On its website, Fairground refers to itself as “the first-ever FAST channel devoted to AI Cinema, featuring over 100 of the best AI filmmakers from around the world.” Given the level of quality we’ve seen from the world’s best AI filmmakers thus far, that claim doesn’t mean all too much. But this is a channel that puts “maverick over manicured,” meaning it’s creating slop that “cuts against the grain,” like this one viral clip of an inexplicable montage of random shots that approximate a generic medieval film. It is what most expect from the best of AI Cinema: Weightless movements, plasticky skin, and complete incoherence. Now that’s what Fairground calls “premium storytelling.”

 
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