"Andrew"

• aux Citi Bike hit by subway train in some kind of half-assed metaphor for public transit By Andrew Paul September 21, 2021 | 9:00pm
• aux Strange if true: People prefer watching TV to gnawing off their own arm during their morning commutes By Andrew Paul September 16, 2021 | 9:45pm
• music Nicki Minaj's swollen BallGate eclipses White House, Trinidadian health officials, Tucker Carlson By Andrew Paul September 16, 2021 | 6:33pm
• music Nicki Minaj wasn't at the Met Gala because her cousin's friend's balls are swollen By Andrew Paul September 14, 2021 | 5:48pm
• aux Literal bird brains can accept climate change faster than Republicans By Andrew Paul September 9, 2021 | 9:35pm
• music "Never Gonna Give You Up" achieves its anime theme song final form By Andrew Paul September 9, 2021 | 8:30pm
• aux Agent of chaos responsible for demoting Pluto now says there is a ninth planet, actually By Andrew Paul September 7, 2021 | 9:30pm
• aux Let’s remember the myriad ways Michael K. Williams was a joyous badass By Andrew Paul September 7, 2021 | 6:00pm
• aux Here's exactly how Red Delicious apples became an affront to God By Andrew Paul August 31, 2021 | 9:30pm
• aux Vitamin (John) Cena should be part of any balanced Internet diet By Andrew Paul August 31, 2021 | 8:15pm
• film Make T-Rex a sensitive picky eater pushover in Jurassic Park: Dominion, you cowards By Andrew Paul August 26, 2021 | 10:28pm
• aux Octogenarian influencers are hawking Flamin' Hot Cheetos flavored Mountain Dew By Andrew Paul August 26, 2021 | 8:00pm
• film Read This: The story behind the first film rated X for “extreme violence” By Andrew Paul August 25, 2021 | 5:00pm
• aux Great job, capitalism! A DIY x-ray machine is cheaper than an ER visit By Andrew Paul August 24, 2021 | 7:00pm
• aux Mark Zuckerberg swears he has friends, they just live in a different Metaverse By Andrew Paul August 20, 2021 | 7:45pm
• aux We can relate to Saturn’s big ol’ jiggly middle section By Andrew Paul August 19, 2021 | 7:30pm
• aux Read This: How dollar stores scammed America to become worth more than Coca-Cola By Andrew Paul August 18, 2021 | 5:00pm
• music Help, we have fallen down a cavernous ice hole of "Let It Go" metal covers By Andrew Paul August 17, 2021 | 7:30pm
• tv Adidas did a sneaker collab with (checks notes) Ned Flanders By Andrew Paul August 17, 2021 | 5:22pm
• aux We wish we cared about something as much as New York cares about its dead owl By Andrew Paul August 12, 2021 | 4:57pm
• aux Twitter finally addresses its systemic issues... just kidding! It's got a new font By Andrew Paul August 12, 2021 | 3:17pm
• music Slipknot's Clown isn't ever taking off his COVID-19 mask, among other masks By Andrew Paul August 10, 2021 | 6:10pm
• aux Tigger flag exposes the rot tearing apart the United States By Andrew Paul August 10, 2021 | 4:30pm
• aux Everyone loves Charles Darwin's clean bean, the bean owned by Darwin that's very clean By Andrew Paul August 5, 2021 | 7:20pm
• music Finding Waldo in the Lollapalooza crowd is our new super-spreader litmus test By Andrew Paul August 3, 2021 | 9:15pm