"Andrew"

• aux Mark Zuckerberg swears he has friends, they just live in a different Metaverse By Andrew Paul August 20, 2021 | 7:45pm
• aux We can relate to Saturn’s big ol’ jiggly middle section By Andrew Paul August 19, 2021 | 7:30pm
• aux Read This: How dollar stores scammed America to become worth more than Coca-Cola By Andrew Paul August 18, 2021 | 5:00pm
• music Help, we have fallen down a cavernous ice hole of "Let It Go" metal covers By Andrew Paul August 17, 2021 | 7:30pm
• tv Adidas did a sneaker collab with (checks notes) Ned Flanders By Andrew Paul August 17, 2021 | 5:22pm
• aux We wish we cared about something as much as New York cares about its dead owl By Andrew Paul August 12, 2021 | 4:57pm
• aux Twitter finally addresses its systemic issues... just kidding! It's got a new font By Andrew Paul August 12, 2021 | 3:17pm
• music Slipknot's Clown isn't ever taking off his COVID-19 mask, among other masks By Andrew Paul August 10, 2021 | 6:10pm
• aux Tigger flag exposes the rot tearing apart the United States By Andrew Paul August 10, 2021 | 4:30pm
• aux Everyone loves Charles Darwin's clean bean, the bean owned by Darwin that's very clean By Andrew Paul August 5, 2021 | 7:20pm
• music Finding Waldo in the Lollapalooza crowd is our new super-spreader litmus test By Andrew Paul August 3, 2021 | 9:15pm
• aux Cops have ignored our menacing clown threat for far too long, documents show By Andrew Paul August 3, 2021 | 7:00pm
• aux Now is your chance to learn more about feta cheese than you ever thought possible By Andrew Paul July 29, 2021 | 7:25pm
• aux There are a lot of contenders, but Lake of the Ozarks might be the worst place in America right now By Andrew Paul July 27, 2021 | 9:04pm
• aux Vitrified Brain: A stunning find at Pompeii or a new Cannibal Corpse album? By Andrew Paul July 27, 2021 | 8:15pm
• aux Ready the Simpsons references: researchers think the universe is donut-shaped By Andrew Paul July 23, 2021 | 6:00pm
• aux Man fends off grizzly bear for days in Alaskan wilderness, so get ready for that movie (again) By Andrew Paul July 22, 2021 | 7:10pm
• aux Meet Phantom, a big horse going viral because he is so goddamn big By Andrew Paul July 22, 2021 | 6:30pm
• tv Read This: Inside the early days of The Daily Show By Andrew Paul July 20, 2021 | 7:30pm
• tv The Queen's agent, Peppa Pig, has American kids talking all British again By Andrew Paul, Reid McCarter July 20, 2021 | 6:00pm
• aux Please stop calling attacks by sharks "shark attacks," okay? By Andrew Paul July 15, 2021 | 5:55pm
• aux Fast food workers seize the means of production, renounce their "Burger King" By Andrew Paul July 13, 2021 | 7:30pm
• aux No, there's no such thing as "ethically sourced" cocaine By Andrew Paul July 13, 2021 | 6:00pm
• aux Facebook is essentially building Facebookville, which will surely respect everyone's work-life balance By Andrew Paul July 8, 2021 | 5:00pm
• music Juvenile, Mannie Fresh, and Mia X deliver the song of the summer with "Vax That Thang Up" By Andrew Paul July 8, 2021 | 4:27pm