Articles by Gabe Worgaftik
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aux Nothing can save you from the excruciating awkwardness of this local news broadcast
By Gabe Worgaftik June 5, 2018 | 8:03pm
aux It's 3 p.m., let's watch Alex Trebek fail to suppress his hatred for Phone Jeopardy!
By Gabe Worgaftik May 29, 2018 | 8:00pm
aux It's 3 p.m., let's get shredded with Mark Wahlberg
By Gabe Worgaftik May 21, 2018 | 8:00pm
aux Jake and Logan Paul have added a new, even worse Paul
By Gabe Worgaftik May 15, 2018 | 5:23pm
aux The key to securing a PG-13 rating is ensuring that no one looks like they're enjoying anything
By Gabe Worgaftik May 11, 2018 | 5:56pm
aux Snoop Dogg, to a pinecone: "Somebody tell me what this is? A who? A pinecone?”
By Gabe Worgaftik May 9, 2018 | 3:12pm
aux H. Jon Benjamin describes his failed children's show, in which Matt Walsh tried to suck his own dick
By Gabe Worgaftik May 1, 2018 | 7:00pm
aux Dragon Ball fans are going to war about the exact date of Goku's birthday
By Gabe Worgaftik April 20, 2018 | 12:42pm
aux Jordan Peele makes Obama call Trump a "complete dipshit" in PSA about fake-video technology
By Gabe Worgaftik April 17, 2018 | 8:15pm
aux Here's 2 minutes of people saying absolutely insane shit about how much André The Giant drank
By Gabe Worgaftik April 12, 2018 | 4:13pm
aux Guy on Wheel Of Fortune manages to unsolve puzzle
By Gabe Worgaftik April 10, 2018 | 6:35pm
aux Mario is trapped in hell, where he belongs
By Gabe Worgaftik April 9, 2018 | 5:14pm
aux Here comes Jeff Goldblum to purr affectionately in your ear
By Gabe Worgaftik April 6, 2018 | 3:38pm
aux Teens are probably not snorting condoms up their noses, but feel free to panic anyway
By Gabe Worgaftik April 3, 2018 | 4:24pm
aux The hottest stream on Twitch is a German man shredding three recorder flutes at once
By Gabe Worgaftik March 23, 2018 | 4:33pm
aux Right-wing dipshits Notch and William Shatner bond over shared love of Death Grips
By Gabe Worgaftik March 15, 2018 | 8:46pm
aux Juice-drinking little boy shares his thoughts on the new Lil Yachty single
By Gabe Worgaftik March 13, 2018 | 9:19pm
aux Cool orangutan just taking a trip to Flavor Country
By Gabe Worgaftik March 9, 2018 | 8:29pm
aux Annihilation 's original ending was both more and less ambiguous
By Gabe Worgaftik February 27, 2018 | 6:03pm
aux Ken Jennings has gone from winning $2.5 million on Jeopardy! to $11.16 on HQ Trivia
By Gabe Worgaftik February 23, 2018 | 9:01pm
aux Milo Yiannopoulos has been reduced to shilling "supplements" on InfoWars
By Gabe Worgaftik February 21, 2018 | 10:13pm