“But this is different. This affects me!”

“Mathematically, we’re supposed to like the show.”

In which the Gang does not, in fact, solve global warming.

Just a poor sap doin’ the two-step to nowhere.

“If it looks like you thought about it for a while, it’s pretty lame.”

“Stop trying to prove yourself in all the wrong ways!”

“I know we’re supposed to be cool with this because that’s where society’s headed, but I’m not there!”

“We’re here to watch, analyze, critique, and, most importantly, judge.”—Dennis Reynolds

“Just trust the structure!”

“Oh my God. I get it. I get it.”

“I don’t want to set a precedent of little mishaps setting us back.”

“Why would anybody do that to anybody?!”

“That’s what you do when you start getting old. You start reliving the glory days because you can’t think of…

“I beg you to stop using the Constitution in the way that you’re using it.”

“The Gang Gets New Wheels” begins with Dennis itching to answer some questions. In the season’s most direct nod in…

“I feel like we should clap.”

“The only way to beat men is by competing with other women.”

“You know what? Don’t explain it any more—challenge accepted.”

“We might actually be able to pull this thing off!”

Season finales have never really been It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’s strongest outings. The perceived need for…