Jimmy Kimmel celebrates below-the-line workers and zings Madame Web in workmanlike Oscars intro
Jimmy Kimmel proved why he keeps getting the job with an Oscars intro that was totally fine

In the opening 20 minutes or so of this year’s Academy Awards, host Jimmy Kimmel proved why he keeps getting gigs like this (and why he keeps getting this specific gig, since this is his fourth time doing it). Was it outrageously funny? No, not really. Was it creatively adventurous, with elaborate skits and songs? No, not at all. But was it a bomb that immediately turned the audience against him and started off the show on a terrible foot? No, thank god. It was, in the nicest way, totally serviceable.
Kimmel opened with a tiny little gag where he was in Barbie, and then he came out onstage and talked about how exciting it was to be in that room with so many talented people and all the potential they have—but he shrugged that off with a realization about how Madame Web also had a lot of potential. (It was one of only two “that movie was bad!” jokes, the other one unfairly targeted at the great Transformers: Rise Of The Beasts.)