Netflix finds appropriately sweatless stars for its Prince Andrew movie
Rufus Sewell will be playing the disgraced royal, and he better not ever sweat if he wants his performance to be authentic

In 2019, British royal Prince Andrew appeared on the BBC’s Newsnight to address allegations about his relationship with convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, and it… went poorly. So poorly that, here in the United States, there’s a reasonable chance that you only know who Prince Andrew is because of how bad the interview went. Among other things, Prince Andrew defended his friendship with Epstein, which had apparently continued even after Epstein was convicted of procuring a child for prostitution in Florida in 2008, and he chose to try and disprove sexual assault allegations from Virginia Giuffre (who was underage at the time) by mentioning the specific pizza chain he had visited on the night in question and by insisting that she couldn’t have seen him getting sweaty because he had an inexplicable medical condition at the time that made it impossible for him to sweat.