"Andrew"

• aux This two-hour 1989 Word tutorial is both the most boring video ever made and a work of art By Andrew Paul October 5, 2021 | 9:00pm
• aux This week’s absurdist animal invasion? Some cute capybaras in Argentina By Andrew Paul October 5, 2021 | 6:30pm
• aux Amazon debuts its awful, creepy robot snitch By Andrew Paul September 30, 2021 | 9:30pm
• aux Gather 'round for the tale of "Florida Man and the Trash Gator" By Andrew Paul September 30, 2021 | 6:30pm
• film Read This: The musical evolution of James Bond's iconic gun barrel intro By Andrew Paul September 28, 2021 | 9:30pm
• aux Ready your puns, references, and wordplay: Wild boars are ransacking Rome By Andrew Paul September 28, 2021 | 6:45pm
• tv We would have ordered King of the Hill to series after seeing this 1996 pencil test, too By Andrew Paul September 23, 2021 | 9:00pm
• aux Homeowner finds creepy rag doll in his wall with note confessing murder of past owners By Andrew Paul September 23, 2021 | 8:00pm
• film The story behind the live-action Far Side film that never was By Andrew Paul September 23, 2021 | 5:00am
• aux Slightly fewer people are getting their news from social media, thank God By Andrew Paul September 21, 2021 | 9:30pm
• aux Citi Bike hit by subway train in some kind of half-assed metaphor for public transit By Andrew Paul September 21, 2021 | 9:00pm
• aux Strange if true: People prefer watching TV to gnawing off their own arm during their morning commutes By Andrew Paul September 16, 2021 | 9:45pm
• music Nicki Minaj's swollen BallGate eclipses White House, Trinidadian health officials, Tucker Carlson By Andrew Paul September 16, 2021 | 6:33pm
• music Nicki Minaj wasn't at the Met Gala because her cousin's friend's balls are swollen By Andrew Paul September 14, 2021 | 5:48pm
• aux Literal bird brains can accept climate change faster than Republicans By Andrew Paul September 9, 2021 | 9:35pm
• music "Never Gonna Give You Up" achieves its anime theme song final form By Andrew Paul September 9, 2021 | 8:30pm
• aux Agent of chaos responsible for demoting Pluto now says there is a ninth planet, actually By Andrew Paul September 7, 2021 | 9:30pm
• aux Let’s remember the myriad ways Michael K. Williams was a joyous badass By Andrew Paul September 7, 2021 | 6:00pm
• aux Here's exactly how Red Delicious apples became an affront to God By Andrew Paul August 31, 2021 | 9:30pm
• aux Vitamin (John) Cena should be part of any balanced Internet diet By Andrew Paul August 31, 2021 | 8:15pm
• film Make T-Rex a sensitive picky eater pushover in Jurassic Park: Dominion, you cowards By Andrew Paul August 26, 2021 | 10:28pm
• aux Octogenarian influencers are hawking Flamin' Hot Cheetos flavored Mountain Dew By Andrew Paul August 26, 2021 | 8:00pm
• film Read This: The story behind the first film rated X for “extreme violence” By Andrew Paul August 25, 2021 | 5:00pm
• aux Great job, capitalism! A DIY x-ray machine is cheaper than an ER visit By Andrew Paul August 24, 2021 | 7:00pm
• aux Mark Zuckerberg swears he has friends, they just live in a different Metaverse By Andrew Paul August 20, 2021 | 7:45pm