"Andrew"

• aux Man fends off grizzly bear for days in Alaskan wilderness, so get ready for that movie (again) By Andrew Paul July 22, 2021 | 7:10pm
• aux Meet Phantom, a big horse going viral because he is so goddamn big By Andrew Paul July 22, 2021 | 6:30pm
• tv Read This: Inside the early days of The Daily Show By Andrew Paul July 20, 2021 | 7:30pm
• tv The Queen's agent, Peppa Pig, has American kids talking all British again By Andrew Paul, Reid McCarter July 20, 2021 | 6:00pm
• aux Please stop calling attacks by sharks "shark attacks," okay? By Andrew Paul July 15, 2021 | 5:55pm
• aux Fast food workers seize the means of production, renounce their "Burger King" By Andrew Paul July 13, 2021 | 7:30pm
• aux No, there's no such thing as "ethically sourced" cocaine By Andrew Paul July 13, 2021 | 6:00pm
• aux Facebook is essentially building Facebookville, which will surely respect everyone's work-life balance By Andrew Paul July 8, 2021 | 5:00pm
• music Juvenile, Mannie Fresh, and Mia X deliver the song of the summer with "Vax That Thang Up" By Andrew Paul July 8, 2021 | 4:27pm
• aux The NOAA updates its 30-year "climate normals," and yeah, that tracks By Andrew Paul July 6, 2021 | 7:00pm
• aux Woman discovers "tiddlywink" game piece stuck up her nose 37 years later By Andrew Paul July 1, 2021 | 6:30pm
• games Part RPG and Part Visual Novel, Scarlet Nexus Is Flashy, Well-Written, and a Little Too Bloated By Andrew King July 1, 2021 | 4:30pm
• aux Presumably sick of all the new questions about aliens, NASA updates its UFO FAQ By Andrew Paul July 1, 2021 | 4:15pm
• aux Allow Postdates to do that awkward, post-breakup items exchange for you By Andrew Paul June 29, 2021 | 9:30pm
• aux Goody two-shoes couple finds extra $50 billion in their bank account, promptly return it By Andrew Paul June 29, 2021 | 8:00pm
• aux Meet the optimistic scientist who thinks humanity's first E.T. contact won't end in extinction By Andrew Paul June 29, 2021 | 7:00pm
• aux Earth has given birth to a healthy, happy fifth ocean By Andrew Paul June 24, 2021 | 9:00pm
• music Kentucky's latest "Redneck Rave" went exactly how one might imagine it By Andrew Paul June 24, 2021 | 4:30pm
• aux Even space radiation cannot neutralize the virile strength of freeze-dried mouse semen By Andrew Paul June 23, 2021 | 4:00pm
• film Read This: What the nerf herders at Disney got so wrong about Star Wars By Andrew Paul June 22, 2021 | 8:00pm
• aux Someone paid $600K for a feces-smeared, pee-stained, rotten meat-stocked, dead cat Hell House By Andrew Paul June 22, 2021 | 7:00pm
• aux Meet Ivory Hecker, the reporter sabotaging her local news gig for conservative clout By Andrew Paul June 17, 2021 | 6:25pm
• aux It's your duty as an American to devour these 15 million extra Girl Scout cookies, goddamnit By Andrew Paul June 17, 2021 | 4:30pm
• aux "Dystopian tech overlords are good, actually," say dystopian tech overlords By Andrew Paul June 15, 2021 | 7:30pm
• aux Accuracy be damned, Joe Rogan is officially 5'3" now and no one can change our minds By Andrew Paul June 15, 2021 | 7:00pm