"Internet"

• aux Fill the Twin Peaks-shaped hole in your heart with this guy who can say anything backwards By Reid McCarter December 6, 2017 | 7:00pm
• aux Cookie Monster shows he’s hungry for mashups with his latest Busta Rhymes cover By Reid McCarter December 5, 2017 | 10:30pm
• aux Here’s the hard data on the very soft furry subculture By Reid McCarter December 5, 2017 | 8:45pm
• aux Sorry, office managers, this guy’s an actual spreadsheet artist By Reid McCarter December 4, 2017 | 9:00pm
• aux Let’s consider the pros and cons of… blowing up the moon By Reid McCarter December 4, 2017 | 8:45pm
• aux Grab a steamed ham and enjoy this look at the Super Nintendo Chalmers By Reid McCarter December 1, 2017 | 8:15pm
• aux Here’s a strong argument for The Band’s The Last Waltz as the best concert film ever By Reid McCarter December 1, 2017 | 7:15pm
• aux Sweet, innocent gamer boy tries, fails at talking trash By Reid McCarter November 30, 2017 | 4:55pm
• aux A new Fifty Shades book means more profoundly unsexy excerpts By Reid McCarter November 29, 2017 | 7:45pm
• aux Enjoy a starstruck Keanu Reeves fawning over Sonny Chiba By Reid McCarter November 29, 2017 | 5:00pm
• aux Enjoy a brief history of James O’Keefe’s best self-owns By Reid McCarter November 28, 2017 | 8:00pm
• aux Watch (and listen) to a woman supplying an accompanying scream at the orchestra By Reid McCarter November 28, 2017 | 7:45pm
• aux Here’s Melania Trump enjoying a ballet performance in a hell of her own making By Reid McCarter November 27, 2017 | 7:30pm
• aux Watch Sean Hannity's full descent into conspiracy theorist By Reid McCarter November 22, 2017 | 6:47pm
• aux For the Porg hater in your family, may we suggest this lovely crystal fox By Reid McCarter November 21, 2017 | 6:20pm
• aux Garbage tweets appropriate response to Morrissey: "Fuck you" By Reid McCarter November 20, 2017 | 10:15pm
• aux Let's now consider the "postmodern design hellscape" of The Cheesecake Factory By Reid McCarter November 17, 2017 | 5:56pm
• aux Horrifying doll crawls out from under a layer of paint and into your nightmares By Reid McCarter November 16, 2017 | 9:01pm
• aux Sean Hannity creates a totally reasonable, absolutely enormous chart to prove Clinton conspiracy By Reid McCarter November 15, 2017 | 6:06pm
• aux Pikachu can speak full sentences now and people are freaking the fuck out By Reid McCarter November 14, 2017 | 7:51pm
• aux Guy reviews his office's terrible new "smart" water cooler By Clayton Purdom November 13, 2017 | 7:21pm
• aux Donald Trump Jr. tries, fails, to understand socialism through Halloween candy By Reid McCarter November 1, 2017 | 5:20pm
• aux Google pledges to fix its garbage cheeseburger emoji By Reid McCarter October 30, 2017 | 3:54pm
• aux Please enjoy this definitive ranking of non-traditional pasta shapes By Reid McCarter October 26, 2017 | 7:29pm
• aux Do not tell this gloriously angry librarian that libraries don't matter  By Reid McCarter October 25, 2017 | 7:37pm