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aux One kid wins the National Spelling Bee for the first time since 2013
By Alex McLevy June 2, 2017 | 6:47pm
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aux “Porm,” “henti,” “stepmon,” and other endearing porn misspellings
By Clayton Purdom June 2, 2017 | 6:04pm
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aux Sean Hannity is shocked and appalled at The Onion
By Clayton Purdom June 2, 2017 | 3:19pm
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aux Pittsburgh mayor rejects Trump’s climate change advances
By Katie Rife June 2, 2017 | 2:17pm
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aux World’s first robot cop begins duty in Dubai, is way less cool than you’d think
By Matt Gerardi June 1, 2017 | 10:30pm
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aux Donald Trump has now pissed off the damn Weather Channel
By Clayton Purdom June 1, 2017 | 8:53pm
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aux Vladimir Putin implies that Russian hackers may have influenced U.S. election
By Sam Barsanti June 1, 2017 | 8:50pm
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aux Creationist sues Grand Canyon for religious discrimination
By Katie Rife June 1, 2017 | 8:28pm
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aux Laid-back deer freaks everyone out by going for a swim
By Randall Colburn June 1, 2017 | 8:15pm
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aux Beloved baseball icon Mr. Met gives fan a big gloved finger
By Randall Colburn June 1, 2017 | 7:27pm
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aux Donald Trump announces U.S. withdrawal from planet’s continued habitability
By Alex McLevy June 1, 2017 | 7:23pm
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aux WeRateDogs somehow managed to earn the ire of the entire internet
By Randall Colburn June 1, 2017 | 6:54pm
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aux Let’s stop going in the ocean if this is what we’re going to drag up
By Alex McLevy June 1, 2017 | 6:51pm
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aux Doctor strongly advises against inserting ground-up wasp nests into your vagina
By Gwen Ihnat June 1, 2017 | 4:51pm
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aux How to be as miserable as humanly possible
By Dan Neilan June 1, 2017 | 4:40pm
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aux Court fines man $4,000 for “liking” the wrong Facebook posts
By William Hughes June 1, 2017 | 3:39am
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aux NASA is headed to the sun
By William Hughes June 1, 2017 | 2:37am
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aux Let Germany’s new robot priest absolve you of humanity’s sins
By Sam Barsanti May 31, 2017 | 11:25pm
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aux Elon Musk says he’ll dump Trump if he backs out of Paris Agreement
By William Hughes May 31, 2017 | 11:16pm
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aux Racist asshole vandalizes LeBron James’ house
By Sam Barsanti May 31, 2017 | 9:53pm
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aux Twitter is making it more difficult to slide into someone’s DMs
By William Hughes May 31, 2017 | 9:02pm
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aux Sean Spicer says “a small group of people” knows what covfefe means
By Danette Chavez May 31, 2017 | 8:27pm
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aux Almost half of Trump’s Twitter followers are fake accounts
By Danette Chavez May 31, 2017 | 5:48pm
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aux Read This: Doomsday preppers have a weird obsession with clothes
By Gwen Ihnat May 31, 2017 | 5:41pm
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aux Here are the words Americans can’t spell
By Randall Colburn May 31, 2017 | 4:15pm