"Andrew"

• aux Woman discovers "tiddlywink" game piece stuck up her nose 37 years later By Andrew Paul July 1, 2021 | 6:30pm
• aux Presumably sick of all the new questions about aliens, NASA updates its UFO FAQ By Andrew Paul July 1, 2021 | 4:15pm
• aux Allow Postdates to do that awkward, post-breakup items exchange for you By Andrew Paul June 29, 2021 | 9:30pm
• aux Goody two-shoes couple finds extra $50 billion in their bank account, promptly return it By Andrew Paul June 29, 2021 | 8:00pm
• aux Meet the optimistic scientist who thinks humanity's first E.T. contact won't end in extinction By Andrew Paul June 29, 2021 | 7:00pm
• aux Earth has given birth to a healthy, happy fifth ocean By Andrew Paul June 24, 2021 | 9:00pm
• music Kentucky's latest "Redneck Rave" went exactly how one might imagine it By Andrew Paul June 24, 2021 | 4:30pm
• aux Even space radiation cannot neutralize the virile strength of freeze-dried mouse semen By Andrew Paul June 23, 2021 | 4:00pm
• film Read This: What the nerf herders at Disney got so wrong about Star Wars By Andrew Paul June 22, 2021 | 8:00pm
• aux Someone paid $600K for a feces-smeared, pee-stained, rotten meat-stocked, dead cat Hell House By Andrew Paul June 22, 2021 | 7:00pm
• aux Meet Ivory Hecker, the reporter sabotaging her local news gig for conservative clout By Andrew Paul June 17, 2021 | 6:25pm
• aux It's your duty as an American to devour these 15 million extra Girl Scout cookies, goddamnit By Andrew Paul June 17, 2021 | 4:30pm
• aux "Dystopian tech overlords are good, actually," say dystopian tech overlords By Andrew Paul June 15, 2021 | 7:30pm
• aux Accuracy be damned, Joe Rogan is officially 5'3" now and no one can change our minds By Andrew Paul June 15, 2021 | 7:00pm
• music Kid Rock's PR (himself) assures us Kid Rock has "gay friends" while doubling down on homophobic slur By Andrew Paul June 10, 2021 | 8:05pm
• film Read This: An interview with the guy who restored the Super Mario Bros. movie By Andrew Paul June 10, 2021 | 8:00pm
• aux What delicious dishes could Elon Musk’s upcoming Tesla drive-in serve us? By Andrew Paul June 3, 2021 | 8:19pm
• aux QAnon's cowboy-themed "Patriot Roundup" sure sounds like it was full of horseshit By Andrew Paul June 1, 2021 | 7:00pm
• music Florida punk show tickets cost $18 if vaccinated, $999 if not By Andrew Paul June 1, 2021 | 3:05pm
• aux Holy moly, the promos for this year's Shark Week are getting intense By Andrew Paul May 27, 2021 | 9:30pm
• aux Mike “MyPillowGuy” Lindell got himself kicked out of the Asshat Convention By Andrew Paul May 27, 2021 | 4:01pm
• aux Missing man turns up dead inside a stegosaurus statue, obviously By Andrew Paul May 25, 2021 | 7:30pm
• aux Polite reminder to the recently vaccinated: you still cannot feed Hot Cheetos to monkeys at the zoo By Andrew Paul May 25, 2021 | 4:27pm
• aux Come quick, everyone: Bongino and Geraldo are beefin' on the playground! By Andrew Paul May 21, 2021 | 3:23pm
• aux C'mon, it can't be this easy to debunk those new UFO videos By Andrew Paul May 20, 2021 | 7:47pm