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Chance The Rapper’s meeting with Governor Rauner was disappointing, naturally
By Danette Chavez March 3, 2017 | 7:59pm
Jason Statham needs 5 more months to fight a giant shark
By Danette Chavez March 3, 2017 | 7:35pm
Here is how to make the ratatouille that blew Anton Ego’s mind in Ratatouille
By Dan Neilan March 3, 2017 | 7:34pm
Alabama drive-in says Jesus doesn’t want them to show Beauty And The Beast
By William Hughes March 3, 2017 | 7:28pm
Michael K. Williams might also be in the Han Solo spinoff movie
By Esther Zuckerman March 3, 2017 | 7:12pm
The co-writer of Die Hard finally cleared up a major plot hole
By William Hughes March 3, 2017 | 7:01pm
Bob’s Burgers is making an entire episode out of your fan artBy Erik Adams March 3, 2017 | 6:31pm
Netflix will try to make you laugh with a weekly stand-up special in 2017
By Esther Zuckerman March 3, 2017 | 6:01pm
An insane person is trying to beat every Dragon Quest game in a single sitting
By Dan Neilan March 3, 2017 | 5:55pm
Ian McKellen has some advice for Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway
By Randall Colburn March 3, 2017 | 5:50pm
One-woman reign of vegan terror is short lived
By Danette Chavez March 3, 2017 | 5:45pm
Gymnast replaces boring classical music with Beyoncé, kills it
By Marah Eakin March 3, 2017 | 5:33pm
The Flaming Lips bring spacemen and unicorns to The Late Show
By Katie Rife March 3, 2017 | 5:30pm
Academy president praises this year’s Oscars, promises mishap won’t repeat
By Esther Zuckerman March 3, 2017 | 5:14pm
Watch these naked melting freaks play some hot rock and roll music
By Clayton Purdom March 3, 2017 | 5:00pm
Has Rod Stewart told you lately he’s sorry for making an ISIS-style beheading video?
By Alex McLevy March 3, 2017 | 4:54pm
Allison Janney says she’d be down for a West Wing reboot
By Marah Eakin March 3, 2017 | 4:53pm
George W. Bush takes credit for SNL ’s “strategery” (but not war crimes)
By Sean O'Neal March 3, 2017 | 4:36pm
Now is as good a time as any to watch Dean Stockwell rap the alphabet
By Chris Breault March 3, 2017 | 4:28pm
Late-night hosts did not recuse themselves from clowning on Jeff Sessions
By Katie Rife March 3, 2017 | 3:42pm
Angel ’s Amy Acker will also star in Fox’s X-Men TV showBy Esther Zuckerman March 3, 2017 | 3:20pm
Caddywhompus sits in the “Waiting Room” on its new song
By David Anthony March 3, 2017 | 3:00pm
Patrick Stewart applies for American citizenship so he can oppose Trump
By Katie Rife March 3, 2017 | 2:42pm
Illinois rep compares town halls to Maoist China—at least that’s what we think he said
By Katie Rife March 3, 2017 | 2:14pm
University study concludes that vapers think they’re pretty fucking cool
By Katie Rife March 3, 2017 | 1:00pm
Fucking finally: a “smart condom” that tracks your sex stats and then uploads them online
By William Hughes March 3, 2017 | 3:56am
UPDATE: Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson is about to get a ton of pork rectums in the mail
By Sam Barsanti March 3, 2017 | 3:31am
Mike Pence: Vice president, former governor, AOL email user
By William Hughes March 3, 2017 | 3:21am
Leah Remini to star on NBC’s gender-swapped What About Bob? series
By Sam Barsanti March 3, 2017 | 2:43am
Oscars accountants hire security after people start showing up at their homes
By William Hughes March 3, 2017 | 2:00am
Kubo And The Two Strings ’ Travis Knight transforms into Bumblebee directorBy Sam Barsanti March 3, 2017 | 1:54am
Matthew Weiner reveals the weird premise for his Amazon series The Romanoffs
By Sam Barsanti March 3, 2017 | 1:26am
New Line is adding The Wizard Of Oz to its horror movie franchises
By William Hughes March 3, 2017 | 1:23am
New York Public Library celebrates Lou Reed’s birthday by archiving his stuff
By Katie Rife March 3, 2017 | 12:58am
A “cannabis gym” is opening in San Francisco
By William Hughes March 3, 2017 | 12:55am
Colbert’s Late Show tops late-night February sweeps
By Sam Barsanti March 3, 2017 | 12:51am
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles get yet another TV reboot
By William Hughes March 3, 2017 | 12:20am
Pizza Hut introduces shoes that order your pizza for you
By William Hughes March 2, 2017 | 11:50pm
The Eagles and Fleetwood Mac launch bicoastal classic rock festivals
By William Hughes March 2, 2017 | 11:22pm
Lorde releases club-friendly “Green Light,” her first single in 3 years
By Sam Barsanti March 2, 2017 | 10:52pm
Game In Progress: The Legend Of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild
By The A.V. Club March 2, 2017 | 10:44pm
Game In Progress: The Legend Of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild
By The A.V. Club March 2, 2017 | 10:44pm
The people have spoken, and they want more R-rated superhero movies
By William Hughes March 2, 2017 | 9:53pm
The creator of TrumpSingles.com is developing a dating show
By Katie Rife March 2, 2017 | 9:44pm
McDonald’s might soon offer delivery, since it was so hard to get before
By Sam Barsanti March 2, 2017 | 9:17pm
This exclusive Snatch trailer will hit you like a ton of gold bricks
By Danette Chavez March 2, 2017 | 9:00pm
Liberals rally together to envision a shared future
By Clayton Purdom March 2, 2017 | 8:39pm
Better Call Saul season 3 will finally introduce us to Saul GoodmanBy Sam Barsanti March 2, 2017 | 8:37pm
Gen Xers rejoice as Hall And Oates and Tears For Fears announce joint tour
By Gwen Ihnat March 2, 2017 | 8:31pm
SXSW may refer international artists to immigration for playing unofficial shows
By David Anthony March 2, 2017 | 8:18pm
Just a video of 18 turkeys engaging in a strange pagan ritual around a dead cat
By Clayton Purdom March 2, 2017 | 8:01pm
Jordan Peele wants to make more movies about “social demons”
By Sam Barsanti March 2, 2017 | 7:58pm
Game Of Thrones ’ Doran Martell to resurrect as Gotham ’s Ra’s Al GhulBy Sam Barsanti March 2, 2017 | 7:56pm
Facebook has developed artificial intelligence to help identify suicidal users
By Randall Colburn March 2, 2017 | 7:33pm
Two new Dave Chappelle stand-up specials are coming to Netflix next month
By Katie Rife March 2, 2017 | 7:29pm
Today’s best deals: Resident Evil , HDTV bias lights, and more
By Shep McAllister March 2, 2017 | 7:22pm
It turns out Jeffrey Wright’s career includes a lot more than just scientist roles
By Caroline Siede March 2, 2017 | 7:16pm
Tom Hanks sends White House press corps espresso machine, motivational note
By Esther Zuckerman March 2, 2017 | 6:55pm
Iowa Republican pushing education reform got his degree from Sizzler
By Sean O'Neal March 2, 2017 | 6:54pm
Flip Or Flop expands to 5 new cities with 5 new, non-divorcing couplesBy Marah Eakin March 2, 2017 | 6:44pm
Like all of us, Denny’s social media team cannot bear the agony of life
By Clayton Purdom March 2, 2017 | 6:43pm
David Simon brings double the Francos to our first look at HBO’s The Deuce
By Katie Rife March 2, 2017 | 6:42pm
Watch Jaden Smith blow his own mind
By Dan Neilan March 2, 2017 | 6:06pm
Someone’s making art out of the cloud
By Dan Neilan March 2, 2017 | 6:03pm
Goddamn it, Alex Jones has taken his shirt off again
By Clayton Purdom March 2, 2017 | 5:54pm
One brave Twitter feed is documenting the bad outfits of Buffy The Vampire Slayer
By Gwen Ihnat March 2, 2017 | 5:41pm
Gayle King insists that Oprah is not running for president, and she should know
By Esther Zuckerman March 2, 2017 | 5:40pm
What color are these strawberries?
By Marah Eakin March 2, 2017 | 5:36pm
Amazon introduces button that sends you mystery candy
By Kevin Pang March 2, 2017 | 5:33pm
iTunes’ Terms & Conditions transform into bold comic art in this exclusive
By Oliver Sava March 2, 2017 | 5:30pm
Watch Teyana Taylor describe giving birth in exhilarating, poop-strewn detail
By Marah Eakin March 2, 2017 | 5:09pm
Finn Jones likes the idea of a Luke Cage and Iron Fist Heroes For Hire series
By Esther Zuckerman March 2, 2017 | 4:54pm
Sean Spicer is still terrible at Twitter
By Marah Eakin March 2, 2017 | 4:45pm
First Aquaman footage shows Jason Momoa bobbing around Atlantis
By Danette Chavez March 2, 2017 | 4:05pm
Keeping offers up a dreamy debut with Ruin Value
By David Anthony March 2, 2017 | 4:00pm
Sean Spicer’s tragic fall from grace as White House Easter Bunny
By Sean O'Neal March 2, 2017 | 3:46pm
Alex G announces Rocket , streams first 2 songs
By David Anthony March 2, 2017 | 3:35pm
Professor Steve Austin explains the science behind a Stone Cold Stunner
By Kevin Pang March 2, 2017 | 3:20pm
Hidden Figures hero Katherine Johnson now has her own Lego figureBy Esther Zuckerman March 2, 2017 | 3:16pm
Amazon’s pilot season includes shows from Amy Sherman-Palladino and Steve Dildarian
By Danette Chavez March 2, 2017 | 3:00pm
RuPaul’s Drag Race sashays over to VH1 for season 9By Danette Chavez March 2, 2017 | 2:12pm
Russell Brand dishes on Trump while eating vegan wings in this Hot Ones exclusive
By Danette Chavez March 2, 2017 | 2:00pm
James Mangold says he’s working on a black-and-white version of Logan
By Danette Chavez March 2, 2017 | 1:43pm
Oh, hey, here’s a clip of Jeff Sessions yelling at Bill Clinton for perjury in 1999
By William Hughes March 2, 2017 | 5:06am
Geraldo Rivera now actively begging for death
By William Hughes March 2, 2017 | 4:09am
Snapchat threatened to sell ads to NRA if gun safety group didn’t buy them first
By Sam Barsanti March 2, 2017 | 3:40am
GOP releases attack ad shaming a guy for cosplaying as Han Solo
By William Hughes March 2, 2017 | 2:42am
Los Angeles district attorney refuses to put up with Roman Polanski’s bullshit
By Sam Barsanti March 2, 2017 | 2:39am
Jay Z to produce movie version of Lin-Manuel Miranda’s In The Heights
By Sam Barsanti March 2, 2017 | 1:51am
People are reviewing Nintendo Switch games, and they apparently taste terrible
By William Hughes March 2, 2017 | 1:35am
Netflix’s customizable fonts include a Comic Sans lookalike
By William Hughes March 2, 2017 | 1:10am
Serinda Swan joins the royal family of Marvel’s Inhumans series
By Sam Barsanti March 2, 2017 | 1:05am
Guy tries to scam $25,000 in drum equipment by pretending to be in Nickelback
By William Hughes March 2, 2017 | 12:55am
Christopher Walken and Steve Coogan will add some weirdness to new romantic drama
By William Hughes March 2, 2017 | 12:51am
The third Tron movie will leave the computers behind
By William Hughes March 2, 2017 | 12:38am
U2’s being sued for stealing parts of Achtung Baby ’s “The Fly”
By William Hughes March 2, 2017 | 12:26am
The two accountants who screwed up the Oscars won’t be coming back, duh
By William Hughes March 2, 2017 | 12:08am
Taye Diggs to make the apocalypse more handsome in ABC’s Doomsday pilot
By Sam Barsanti March 1, 2017 | 11:54pm
Kurt Russell and James Cameron write tributes to Bill Paxton
By Sam Barsanti March 1, 2017 | 11:00pm
AMC is just going to have Chris Hardwick talk about every TV show now
By Sam Barsanti March 1, 2017 | 10:10pm
A copy of Martin Scorsese’s Giorgio Armani documentary has been found
By Sam Barsanti March 1, 2017 | 10:00pm
Academy apologizes for including living person in In Memoriam segment
By Danette Chavez March 1, 2017 | 9:59pm
Today’s best deals: String lights, Tales Of Berseria , and more
By Shep McAllister March 1, 2017 | 9:39pm
Jerry Seinfeld to headline Comedy Central’s Colossal Clusterfest in San Francisco
By Sam Barsanti March 1, 2017 | 8:50pm
Alec Baldwin is writing a fake Trump memoir
By Danette Chavez March 1, 2017 | 8:39pm
Oprah Winfrey might actually run for president
By Sam Barsanti March 1, 2017 | 8:29pm
Fake news has evolved into grossly manipulative real news
By Sam Barsanti March 1, 2017 | 8:07pm
Bobby Moynihan’s days at SNL may be numbered
By Marah Eakin March 1, 2017 | 8:01pm
