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Jim James announces solo album debut for Feb. 5
By Austin Bernhardt November 12, 2012 | 5:15pm
Elmo's puppeteer accused of sex with underage boy, as the world is a bleak and terrible place where innocence dies
By Sean O'Neal November 12, 2012 | 5:08pm
Anthologies of ’50s EC titles and Spacehawk highlight this month’s art comics
By Noel Murray November 12, 2012 | 4:00pm
Weekend Box Office: A bull market for Bond
By Scott Tobias November 12, 2012 | 3:30pm
David Foster Wallace: Both Flesh And Not: Essays
By Vadim Rizov November 12, 2012 | 6:03am
Dennis Lehane: Live By Night
By Phil Dyess-Nugent November 12, 2012 | 6:02am
Bettye LaVette, David Ritz: A Woman Like Me
By Jason Heller November 12, 2012 | 6:01am
Hampton Fancher: The Shape Of The Final Dog And Other Stories
By Phil Dyess-Nugent November 12, 2012 | 6:00am
November 12, 2012
By David Malki ! November 12, 2012 | 6:00am
Family Guy celebrates 200 episodes (and an exponentially higher number of pop-culture references)
By Erik Adams November 11, 2012 | 4:00pm
Forget "Friday": Rebecca Black's producer is all about the dopeness of Thanksgiving now
By Sean O'Neal November 9, 2012 | 11:23pm
Patton Oswalt and Rosemarie DeWitt are joining The Newsroom as people—people who believe in things
By Sean O'Neal November 9, 2012 | 10:38pm
Chris Brown's concert in Sweden "promoted" with posters featuring battered Rihanna
By Marah Eakin November 9, 2012 | 9:50pm
Here's a photo of Tom Cruise wearing armor and ridding himself of aliens that is not a metaphor for anything
By Sean O'Neal November 9, 2012 | 9:33pm
Lindsay Lohan backs out of Barbara Walters interview after learning it may have involved questions about Lindsay Lohan
By Sean O'Neal November 9, 2012 | 8:57pm
The Promise Ring won't release any new music, and probably won't tour again
By Eric Thurm November 9, 2012 | 8:55pm
If Wes Anderson directed Star Wars ...
By Austin Bernhardt November 9, 2012 | 8:20pm
The CW rewards Beauty And The Beast with a full season for not actively trying to hurt anyone
By Sean O'Neal November 9, 2012 | 8:10pm
Here's who's turning down Star Wars today: Steven Spielberg, Quentin Tarantino
By Sean O'Neal November 9, 2012 | 7:40pm
Soundgarden releases new wintry video, announces new wintry tour
By Matt Wild November 9, 2012 | 6:40pm
NBC is hanging on to Chicago Fire
By Sean O'Neal November 9, 2012 | 6:22pm
Philip Roth is calling it quits
By Sean O'Neal November 9, 2012 | 5:55pm
Comedy Central gives Brickleberry a second tedious season
By Sean O'Neal November 9, 2012 | 5:11pm
The Internet just bought itself a Mark Wahlberg Transformers movie
By Sean O'Neal November 9, 2012 | 4:30pm
Exclusive: Listen to a new Fort Lean track, "The Mall"
By Josh Terry November 9, 2012 | 4:30pm
Deadpool fights zombie presidents in his Marvel Now! debut
By Oliver Sava November 9, 2012 | 4:00pm
Can animatronic cat ears really read minds?
By Marah Eakin November 9, 2012 | 6:00am
Best Show rebounds from Sandy, and Professor Blastoff gets the best-of treatment
By Genevieve Koski, Aaron Frank, Kevin McFarland, Kyle Ryan, Noah Cruickshank, Trip Cook, Maggie Serota, Steven Moore, Scott Tobias, Dan Fitchette, David Anthony, Colin Griffith, Oliver Sava, Scott Gordon, Marcus Gilmer, Dan Telfer, Claire Zulkey, D.X. Ferris November 9, 2012 | 6:00am
College students can finally take a class on The O.C. , instead of whatever that other stuff is
By Sean O'Neal November 8, 2012 | 11:38pm
AMC really is going to keep dragging out The Killing
By Sean O'Neal November 8, 2012 | 10:03pm
The best of the Internet meets the worst of Nickelback
By Josh Terry November 8, 2012 | 10:00pm
Today in Star Wars rumors: The next Star Wars movie may have found a writer already
By Sean O'Neal November 8, 2012 | 9:39pm
Dave Grohl reunites with Queens Of The Stone Age for new album
By Josh Terry November 8, 2012 | 9:15pm
Jermaine Jackson would now like to be known as "Jermaine Jacksun" to people who know who Jermaine Jackson is
By Sean O'Neal November 8, 2012 | 8:54pm
Click anywhere for a fresh Cosby
By Josh Modell November 8, 2012 | 8:45pm
Get Involved, Internet: Help WFMU recover from Hurricane Sandy with its emergency pledge drive
By Scott Tobias November 8, 2012 | 7:50pm
Bill Hader and Kristen Wiig are going to play twins
By Sean O'Neal November 8, 2012 | 7:43pm
Watch Tim Heidecker try to perform an "innovative intervention" on Aimee Mann in her new video
By Marah Eakin November 8, 2012 | 7:40pm
Watch John Goodman, Jack Huston, and Adam Scott make trick bowling shots
By Marah Eakin November 8, 2012 | 7:15pm
Vertigo is ending Hellblazer
By Sean O'Neal November 8, 2012 | 7:10pm
Alt-J, Thurston Moore, Klaxons, and more confirmed for SXSW 2013
By Josh Terry November 8, 2012 | 6:30pm
There may be a sequel to The Kennedys to cover all the terrible stuff the first one didn't get around to
By Sean O'Neal November 8, 2012 | 6:22pm
Pugs singing death metal = Pug Destroyer
By Josh Modell November 8, 2012 | 6:15pm
Yes, Man Of Steel will be "enhanced" with 3-D and IMAX, for enhancement
By Sean O'Neal November 8, 2012 | 5:51pm
The Romney transition website provides a glimpse of what could’ve been
By Kyle Ryan November 8, 2012 | 5:37pm
Nashville 's Deacon Claybourne has a dark improv past
By Marah Eakin November 8, 2012 | 5:30pm
Fuck, there are a lot of fucking new TV shows with "fuck" in the title
By Sean O'Neal November 8, 2012 | 4:53pm
Parks And Recreation 's Leslie Knope gets her chance to give Joe Biden his own private victory party
By Sean O'Neal November 8, 2012 | 4:01pm
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter 's Benjamin Walker to revisit accurate historical drama with HBO's Cold War series
By Sean O'Neal November 7, 2012 | 11:43pm
The Romney campaign becomes Terminator 2 via this animated GIF
By Josh Modell November 7, 2012 | 11:20pm
New Tarzan movie has new director, new shortlist of torsos
By Sean O'Neal November 7, 2012 | 10:57pm
R.I.P. composer Elliott Carter
By Phil Dyess-Nugent November 7, 2012 | 9:51pm
Nine Inch Nails creeping bleakly back into the studio (someday)
By Austin Bernhardt November 7, 2012 | 9:50pm
Paul Thomas Anderson just wants to make you laugh
By Sean O'Neal November 7, 2012 | 9:27pm
Read This: David Simon on last night’s election: “Change is a motherfucker when you run from it.”
By Scott Tobias November 7, 2012 | 9:25pm
DC Pierson of Derrick Comedy will rap about people who pre-order his upcoming novel
By Nathan Rabin November 7, 2012 | 9:03pm
Get Involved, Internet: This year's Rock For Kids auction includes lots of music stuff, plus a chance to get your face in The Onion
By Josh Modell November 7, 2012 | 8:40pm
Frightened Rabbit announces new full length, Pedestrian Verse
By Marah Eakin November 7, 2012 | 8:40pm
R.I.P. Robert W. Castle, priest-turned-actor of Philadelphia , Sleepers , and more
By Phil Dyess-Nugent November 7, 2012 | 8:24pm
Neil Gaiman to return to Doctor Who , Cybermen and Warwick Davis in tow
By Keith Phipps November 7, 2012 | 8:09pm
The Internet gave Michael Bay the idea to put Mark Wahlberg in Transformers 4
By Sean O'Neal November 7, 2012 | 7:59pm
Kevin Shields says there's a new My Bloody Valentine record coming—for real this time
By Marah Eakin November 7, 2012 | 6:40pm
Rumors of Nicolas Cage appearing in The Expendables 3 revealed to be nothing but a vast foreign conspiracy
By Sean O'Neal November 7, 2012 | 6:14pm
Americana duo The Civil Wars cancels all upcoming dates for ironic reason
By Marah Eakin November 7, 2012 | 6:00pm
Paramount slow-motion spikes Top Gun 2
By Sean O'Neal November 7, 2012 | 5:20pm
New On DVD And Blu-ray: November 6, 2012
By Scott Tobias November 7, 2012 | 5:00pm
America votes to return Jared Leto to acting, give him AIDS
By Sean O'Neal November 7, 2012 | 4:26pm
November 7, 2012
By David Malki ! November 7, 2012 | 6:00am
November 7, 2012
By Dan Savage November 7, 2012 | 6:00am
While you await the election results, listen to Rush Limbaugh read Jay-Z lyrics
By Eric Thurm November 7, 2012 | 3:00am
Axl Rose learns that the 21st century still isn't ready for robot rape
By Sean O'Neal November 6, 2012 | 11:28pm
Michael Ian Black and Michael Showalter’s new infomercial parody now available for people who enjoy sleeping
By Erik Adams November 6, 2012 | 9:20pm
Game Of Thrones seeks drummer, only members of Coldplay need apply
By Sean O'Neal November 6, 2012 | 9:20pm
Bob Odenkirk publishing a book with David Cross, developing new sketch-comedy show, acknowledging Breaking Bad spin-off rumors
By Sean O'Neal November 6, 2012 | 8:57pm
Motörhead's Lemmy says Mitt Romney is a "fucking monster"
By Marah Eakin November 6, 2012 | 7:40pm
Watch The Onion's tips for avoiding election-related social media
By Josh Modell November 6, 2012 | 7:10pm
Lil Wayne loses lawsuit against The Carter filmmaker, ordered to pay him $2.2 million
By Marah Eakin November 6, 2012 | 7:05pm
And now Locke & Key might be a movie trilogy
By Sean O'Neal November 6, 2012 | 6:52pm
Budweiser being a total buzzkill about its appearance in Flight
By Sean O'Neal November 6, 2012 | 6:25pm
Dubious statistics link Nicholas Sparks, Hurricane Sandy, and crisis sex
By Keith Phipps November 6, 2012 | 5:45pm
NCIS to get yet another spinoff, continue the reassuring stability of initials-based crime-fighting
By Sean O'Neal November 6, 2012 | 5:17pm
David Lynch reviews campaign ads, decries Romney’s as “full of baloney”
By Nathan Rabin November 6, 2012 | 5:12pm
CBS will air Elementary after the Super Bowl
By Austin Bernhardt November 6, 2012 | 4:40pm
Harrison Ford did not immediately strangle anyone when told about the next Star Wars movies
By Sean O'Neal November 6, 2012 | 4:33pm
The fourth Sandman collection gathers myths, legends, and a vengeful Lucifer
By Noel Murray, Tasha Robinson November 6, 2012 | 4:30pm
Podcasters are basically begging for money, and that’s a good thing
By Nathan Rabin November 6, 2012 | 3:30pm
Watch Idris Elba get tactile in the new video for Mumford & Sons' "Lover Of The Light"
By Austin Bernhardt November 5, 2012 | 9:00pm
Sylvester Stallone says Nicolas Cage is a go for The Expendables 3
By Marah Eakin November 5, 2012 | 7:50pm
Want Radiohead's first four demo tapes? That'll be $50k, please.
By Austin Bernhardt November 5, 2012 | 7:45pm
More "Scrubs": TLC to release its first new album since 2002
By Austin Bernhardt November 5, 2012 | 7:30pm
Passion Pit announces 2013 tour with Matt & Kim
By Austin Bernhardt November 5, 2012 | 7:25pm
Unfortunately, that trailer for Kanye West's Cruel Winter was really just wishful thinking
By Austin Bernhardt November 5, 2012 | 7:20pm
CBS comes to Hulu—sort of
By Erik Adams November 5, 2012 | 6:44pm
John Cusack might play Rush Limbaugh on the big screen
By Erik Adams November 5, 2012 | 5:45pm
Because the world can be an unconscionably cruel place, here's Alison Brie holding a kitten
By Nathan Rabin November 5, 2012 | 5:18pm
Diablo Cody will fill a generation gap with ABC pilot
By Erik Adams November 5, 2012 | 4:40pm
MTV throwing a telethon to help rebuild hurricane-ravaged Snooki incubator Jersey Shore
By Marah Eakin November 5, 2012 | 4:00pm
Boy Meets World sequel in the works at Disney Channel
By Erik Adams November 5, 2012 | 3:57pm
Weekend Box Office: The system works!
By Scott Tobias November 5, 2012 | 3:34pm
No Doubt yanks "Looking Hot" video after it upsets some Native Americans
By Marah Eakin November 5, 2012 | 3:25pm
Thom Yorke's Atoms For Peace announces debut full-length, Amok
By Marah Eakin November 5, 2012 | 3:10pm
Kurt Vonnegut: Letters
By Zack Handlen November 5, 2012 | 6:03am
Stephen Colbert: America Again: Re-Becoming the Greatness We Never Weren’t
By Kevin McFarland November 5, 2012 | 6:02am
Pete Townshend: Who I Am
By Jason Heller November 5, 2012 | 6:01am
T.C. Boyle: San Miguel
By Ellen Wernecke November 5, 2012 | 6:00am
November 5, 2012
By David Malki ! November 5, 2012 | 6:00am
Pinnacle pumpkin pie vodka and a box of chocolates
By Josh Modell November 2, 2012 | 10:30pm
Rent Tony Montana’s Scarface mansion for just $30,000 a month
By Eric Thurm November 2, 2012 | 9:45pm