I swear to God, the first line of this episode was, "Claire, help me get these rocks off." I can think of no better way…

When I watch an episode of Heroes at this point, I can't help but see it as a series of missed opportunities. (It's not…

I stopped watching Heroes earlier this season after keeping up with it religiously since the beginning, and I haven’t…

Fail.

I'm gonna level with ya, people: I don't know what to say. This episode certainly moved a lot better than previous…

Here's something to chew on: This show exists.

So it seems this is how Heroes does a pay-off episode: Get out as much information as you can about things viewers have…

Nothing advances the story in Heroes like the time between episodes—at least it feels that way, especially when the…

Much like a guy who owns a boat named after himself, Heroes regularly keeps itself at bay. It writes itself into…

Here's the problem with Heroes, if you overlook the bad acting, writing, directing, producing, special effects, and…

More than anything, Heroes wishes it was 2006 again. It was the cool new show on TV, it hadn’t gone to its well of…

It's been clear for quite some time that Heroes doesn't know the basic rules of storytelling. Well, the rule, really,…

What is this episode, "Tabula Rasa", about? Something definitive? Something we're still hoping to understand? Something…

You were promised unexpected kiss, you got unexpected KISS.

Oh, there you are, Heroes. I was scared for a minute that I was seeing a different side of you, a side I didn't quite…

I'm confused. That's two Heroes episodes in a row that didn't make me want to feed my dick to a bunch of hungry dick…

When I was a kid, I had a best friend. His name was Bobby. This was, like, third grade, and the first interaction I…