Let’s all give it up with some percussive recognition.

“Am I in hell?”

“Let me guess. It was my non-threatening masculinity. I’m sort-of jacked but still in a little bit of a British way.”

“Maybe you can tweet about it, that will solve everything.”

“Here’s to all the moms and dads who let their kids stay up too late for all the right reasons.” 

“We gotta find this guy if we wanna see what he looks like!”

“I am positively starved for context!”

“Our lives are short and love is rare, now we do the turkey dance.”

“If you end up laughing tonight, cool.”

“I guess the worst part of the play was their confidence in it.”

“You seem genuinely happy and it’s terrifying.”

“You know how wrong you have to be about politics for me to notice?”

And Kanye West scoopity-poops all over the place.