Olympic Opening Ceremony addresses slavery, global warming, hot, oily dudes
Brazil put on a surprisingly thoughtful introduction to international competition last night, with the country’s Opening Ceremony at the 2016 Olympic Games—directed by Fernando Mereilles—refusing to shy away from the darker chapters in the country’s history. Viewers from around the world (and commenting online) were shown images representing Brazil’s history with the cruelties of slavery, the worries about the oncoming crisis of global warming, and the—wait, wait, wait a second. Who is that hot, oily dude?
Well, as it turns out, that hot, oily dude is Pita Nikolas Taufatofua, the flag bearer for the small Polynesian kingdom of Tonga, and the obvious winner of the Opening Ceremony in the eyes of the internet. (Sorry, Dame Judy Dench and supermodel Gisele Bündchen). Taufatofua, who’s technically from Australia but of Tongan descent, will be competing for the gold this year in taekwondo, which he’ll also hopefully be able to use to fight off an entire planet that is now in open, lusty revolt against him, if Twitter’s #TonganFlagBearer hashtag is to be believed.
Still, the online response to the Opening Ceremony wasn’t entirely devoted to one man’s quasi-hypnotic glisten. Online commentators also took the time to reflect on Brazil’s place in the world, our collective hopes for the future of our environment, and the life-affirming, unifying power of sport in a world that seems to be constantly on the brink of tearing itself apart: