"Great Job"

• aux Finally, someone figured out how to turn off the internet By Dan Neilan December 21, 2017 | 4:36pm
• aux One of the Koch brothers' sons makes truly hideous shirts online, would like to sell them to you By Gabe Worgaftik December 21, 2017 | 4:29pm
• aux All movies should end with the Star Wars wipe By Randall Colburn December 20, 2017 | 6:34pm
• aux Wendy's did a Reddit AMA, trashes McDonald's some more By Randall Colburn December 20, 2017 | 6:30pm
• aux It's time to talk about where creepy, animatronic Hollywood babies come from By Dan Neilan December 20, 2017 | 6:00pm
• aux This year’s list of the top 1,000 comedians has a perfectly 2017 spin to it By Dan Neilan December 20, 2017 | 5:55pm
• aux We’re pleased to inform you that Zelda is actually the boy By Dan Neilan December 20, 2017 | 4:32pm
• aux Former Ticketmaster CEO: Humans should toil ceaselessly and without rest, as they would in hell By Gabe Worgaftik December 20, 2017 | 4:27pm
• aux There's a new, insane conspiracy theory tearing up 4chan By Randall Colburn December 19, 2017 | 8:01pm
• aux Last Jedi star Kelly Marie Tran now just showing up behind people, becoming their friends By Dan Neilan December 19, 2017 | 7:48pm
• aux Taylor Swift's new social network for Swifties is already overrun with Trump-supporting homophobes  By Dan Neilan December 19, 2017 | 5:12pm
• aux Doomsday preppers say coffee is the key to surviving the end of the world By Gabe Worgaftik December 19, 2017 | 4:36pm
• aux Normal person Donald Trump uses both hands to drink water By Reid McCarter December 19, 2017 | 4:15pm
• aux We regret to inform you that Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer is now political By Randall Colburn December 18, 2017 | 7:48pm
• aux Watch the interview so painful it sunk a federal judicial nominee By Reid McCarter December 18, 2017 | 7:36pm
• aux Apparently Mark Hamill didn’t even spoil The Empire Strikes Back for his castmates By Dan Neilan December 18, 2017 | 4:14pm
• aux Anti-homeless robot covered in barbecue sauce, given well-deserved ass-kicking By Gabe Worgaftik December 15, 2017 | 9:04pm
• aux Unfortunately named DJ Ajit Pai is having a terrible time right now By Gabe Worgaftik December 15, 2017 | 6:38pm
• aux Read This: Mimi O'Donnell's devastating memoir of her relationship with Philip Seymour Hoffman By Randall Colburn December 14, 2017 | 7:27pm
• aux Game of Thrones’ Sophie Turner describes reading the series finale By Randall Colburn December 14, 2017 | 5:49pm
• aux Forget The Last Jedi and remember the true Star Wars film of the holidays By Reid McCarter December 14, 2017 | 4:57pm
• aux Someone hacked Anderson Cooper's Twitter to send a single, lame insult to the president By Gabe Worgaftik December 13, 2017 | 10:04pm
• aux Fun new app reminds you constantly of your impending mortality By Gabe Worgaftik December 13, 2017 | 6:39pm
• aux The hero of Dilbert is now Dilbert's boss By Randall Colburn December 13, 2017 | 6:30pm
• aux Join Maria Bamford in a celebration of everything that sucks By Reid McCarter December 13, 2017 | 6:24pm