"Great Job"

• aux It turns out the Matrix code is actually just a bunch of sushi recipes By Clayton Purdom October 27, 2017 | 5:12pm
• aux Here is a bad internet comment for the ages By Reid McCarter October 27, 2017 | 4:29pm
• aux Please enjoy this definitive ranking of non-traditional pasta shapes By Reid McCarter October 26, 2017 | 7:29pm
• aux Newly uncovered text confirms that Mario has a penis By Clayton Purdom October 26, 2017 | 4:16pm
• aux Stranger Things' Finn Wolfhard is out here clowning on your dad on Twitter By Randall Colburn October 26, 2017 | 3:01pm
• aux Watch James Franco go undercover as The Shining's Jack Torrance at a haunted house By Randall Colburn October 26, 2017 | 3:01pm
• aux Do not tell this gloriously angry librarian that libraries don't matter  By Reid McCarter October 25, 2017 | 7:37pm
• aux Paul Ryan is a 200-page parody of Paul Ryan and pretty much every magazine ever By Randall Colburn October 25, 2017 | 4:34pm
• aux May all our fallout bunkers be turned into Star Wars droids By Dan Neilan October 25, 2017 | 3:56pm
• aux The Walking Dead would like to sell you some adult diapers By Randall Colburn October 25, 2017 | 2:59pm
• aux Mindhunter's Ed Kemper interview was eerily similar to a real interview with the killer By Clayton Purdom October 24, 2017 | 7:45pm
• aux Please enjoy this video of some dude throwing Russian flags at the president By Clayton Purdom October 24, 2017 | 7:16pm
• aux Celebrate the 1-year anniversary of the 2016 elections by screaming at the sky By Reid McCarter October 24, 2017 | 5:30pm
• aux Hey, at least Donald Trump impersonators are thriving By Randall Colburn October 24, 2017 | 4:31pm
• aux This "Bulls On Parade"-Owen Wilson mashup is still probably better than Prophets Of Rage By Randall Colburn October 24, 2017 | 4:22pm
• aux Kevin Can Wait is now spiraling into an abyss of dead-wife jokes By Clayton Purdom October 24, 2017 | 3:57pm
• aux SNL’s David S. Pumpkins originally had much more attitude By Gwen Ihnat October 23, 2017 | 8:16pm
• aux Throughout Supermarket Sweep's vast history, matching sweaters remain constant By Randall Colburn October 23, 2017 | 6:25pm
• aux Will Ferrell did a bunch of very funny PSAs about putting down your damn cellphone By Gwen Ihnat October 23, 2017 | 5:20pm
• aux Watch hundreds of scooter-riding teens terrorize a city in extremely lame post-apocalypse come to life By Clayton Purdom October 23, 2017 | 5:03pm
• aux The connections between It and The Shining could tell us what even Pennywise fears By Randall Colburn October 23, 2017 | 4:43pm
• aux Robert Mueller has a bustling Reddit fan club By Reid McCarter October 23, 2017 | 3:47pm
• aux Watch normal person Mark Zuckerberg explain that he was once human By Clayton Purdom October 23, 2017 | 3:44pm
• aux Take a tour of some relaxing, authentic video game bathrooms By Dan Neilan October 20, 2017 | 8:58pm
• aux John Malkovich might have a blood feud against an animated dinosaur movie By Dan Neilan October 20, 2017 | 6:13pm