"Great Job, Internet!"

• aux A treasury of things horror movies have scared us off forever By Allison Shoemaker September 23, 2020 | 6:57pm
• aux Today in angry people on Twitter: My Octopus Teacher and tentacle porn By Allison Shoemaker September 23, 2020 | 3:52pm
• aux Guess who remembered the 21st night of September, the 21st of September, the 21st of September? By Allison Shoemaker September 21, 2020 | 4:23pm
• aux Mark Ruffalo comforts Chris Evans following dick pic debacle By Britt Hayes September 15, 2020 | 3:39pm
• aux We are, truly, a nation of defunct Pizza Huts By Allison Shoemaker August 31, 2020 | 5:13pm
• aux The Barden Bellas virtually gathered for a reunion that was almost pitch perfect By Shannon Miller August 19, 2020 | 7:30pm
• aux Yale professor's letter welcomes students back to campus with invitation to "emotionally prepare" for death By Britt Hayes August 19, 2020 | 5:30pm
• aux Boy blows Lego from nose after 2 years By Gwen Ihnat August 17, 2020 | 9:38pm
• aux The lead singer of Cursive paid John Ratzenberger to record a PSA for the U.S. Postal Service By Britt Hayes August 17, 2020 | 4:38pm
• aux Sorry, but the Toy Story toys can actually die By Britt Hayes August 3, 2020 | 5:12pm
• aux Ryan Reynolds, now $5,000 less rich, celebrates return of Vancouver woman's beloved teddy bear By Randall Colburn July 29, 2020 | 9:03pm
• aux The best song you'll hear today is about getting unfollowed by Chrissy Teigen on Twitter By Randall Colburn July 24, 2020 | 3:15pm
• aux Beavis and Butt-Head answer questions about their new series in a very convincing fan edit By Britt Hayes July 20, 2020 | 3:58pm
• aux Parler, the "free speech" alternative to Twitter, keeps banning people By Randall Colburn, Reid McCarter July 2, 2020 | 2:32pm
• aux Parler, the MAGA sect's new favorite social media app, is a nightmare By Randall Colburn June 26, 2020 | 9:21pm
• aux I’m in the corner, watching the “Dancing On My Own” video Robyn made for Pride By Allison Shoemaker June 19, 2020 | 8:18pm
• aux Is this little kid's scene-for-scene recreation of Pee-Wee's Big Adventure more cute or impressive? By Alex McLevy June 19, 2020 | 6:23pm
• aux Read this: An oral history of the world’s first Pride marches By Allison Shoemaker June 19, 2020 | 6:19pm
• aux Conan O'Brien, John Waters have some morbidly inspiring words for the class of 2020 By Randall Colburn May 29, 2020 | 4:23pm
• aux The Big Dogs Instagram is weird, man By Dan Neilan May 27, 2020 | 5:20pm
• aux The Zoolander animated miniseries is now available to U.S. audiences for the first time By Dan Neilan May 27, 2020 | 4:37pm
• aux The guy who made Michael Jordan’s “flu game” pizza stands by his pie By Dan Neilan May 22, 2020 | 5:06pm
• aux America's empty highways have reignited the Cannonball Run Challenge, apparently By Dan Neilan May 22, 2020 | 4:18pm
• aux Uncut Gems gets an incongruous, upbeat theme song By Dan Neilan May 20, 2020 | 7:00pm
• aux Booted tenants offer hilarious tour of their flat to potential renters By Dan Neilan May 20, 2020 | 5:08pm